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Old 08-04-2009, 02:25 PM
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Talking anyone got any funny short jokes??
say what you like about pedos, at least they slow down around schools!!!
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How does a Welsh man find a sheep in the grass????







Irresistible
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How does a Welsh man find a sheep in the grass????

Irresistible
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Whats the difference between an egg and a wank...............?









You can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank!
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You heard the one about the short-sighted circumcist?































He got the sack
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Why are pirates called pirates?


















































































Coz they ARGHHHHH!

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Why are pirates called pirates?



Coz they ARGHHHHH!

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Old 08-04-2009, 03:02 PM
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Guess who I bumped into at the opticians?

Everybody.
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just found it! top class!
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Whats brown and sticky...
















a stick


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My all time fav joke...

How do you get fat women in to bed?


Piece of cake.
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Whats the difference between JAM and JELLY?


you cant JELLY your cock down a girls throat!!

Boom Boom!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:16 PM
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Why did Hitler kill himself??


















..He got the gas bill.

i'll get my coat..
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tumble weeds ? lol
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Originally Posted by mikecozza69
Whats the difference between JAM and JELLY?


you cant JELLY your cock down a girls throat!!

Boom Boom!!
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How do you know when you girlfriend is too young for you?


When you have to make aeroplane noises to get your .....

ahem
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whats E.T. short for?














his only got little legs
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loads on here
http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page
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Originally Posted by Stu.H
How do you know when you girlfriend is too young for you?


When you have to make aeroplane noises to get your .....

ahem
Been watching a bit of Jimmy Carr... LEGEND!!!
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
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My grandad died at AUSTWITZ during the second world war.





































He fell out of his machine gun tower.
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:42 PM
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What do you call two left flip flops??






















Flip flips!!
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Did you here about the jewish kamakazi pilot















































He crashed his plane in his brothers scrapyrad.
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If you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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pedo says to boy,
"will you come in my car if I give you a sweetie?",
Boy replies,
"give me the packet and I'll come in your mouth".
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:56 PM
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A couple of weeks a go I managed to last for 1 hour 2 minutes whilst having sex...

Great i thought, then I realised the clocks had gone forwards
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor.
A couple of weeks a go I managed to last for 1 hour 2 minutes whilst having sex...

Great i thought, then I realised the clocks had gone back

you mean forward
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Originally Posted by nickywarwick
you mean forward
Well spotted... LOL
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whats the diffence between a condon and a women? Nothing there either on your cock or in your wallet.
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whats green and smells of pork??














kermits fingers
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What do you call a dinosaur who has had 12 pint's and a vindaloo?





MEGA-SORE-ARSE.



What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?



A LICK A LOT A PUSS
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To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!'
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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?













Gang Rape.
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I admit that the fireworks at the opening ceremony for the Beijing Olympics were impressive, and hard to top...

...but just you wait and see what Al-Qaeda have got lined up for London in 2012.
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Originally Posted by Chip
To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!'

Pure Class!!!!!!!!
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