anyone got any funny short jokes??
09-04-2009, 05:29 AM
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LMAO to all these...........
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27-04-2009, 07:05 PM
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27-04-2009, 07:06 PM
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27-04-2009, 07:14 PM
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27-04-2009, 07:19 PM
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Apparently my mate's got swine Flu,
27-04-2009, 07:27 PM
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27-04-2009, 07:36 PM
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my mates wife is so stupid, bought a red car,she cant even drive,got it cause she likes the colour
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27-04-2009, 08:04 PM
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Paddy goes to the library and asks for a book called Psycho-The Rapist. The Librarian came back and says "its Psychotherapist, you fucking idiot!"
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what do you call a chinese car thief.........tommmy took-a-mota
27-04-2009, 08:52 PM
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27-04-2009, 09:00 PM
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statistically 6 out of 6 dwarfs are not happy
27-04-2009, 09:05 PM
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6 out of 6 or 7?
27-04-2009, 09:07 PM
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6 out of 6 or 7?
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27-04-2009, 09:09 PM
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Paddy goes to the library and asks for a book called Psycho-The Rapist. The Librarian came back and says "its Psychotherapist, you fucking idiot!"
I actually said that in my local dentist when I was about 9!!!!
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man goes to the doctors and tells him he is going deaf
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Hear the one about the blind doctor who was doing circumsitions?
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what do you call a chinese car thief.........tommmy took-a-mota
ha ha ha fuking funny shit im crying top notch lol
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Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,
"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"
The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts
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