Just caught speeding.....
02-12-2004, 07:01 PM
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Just caught speeding.....
i got caught speeding the other day. The policeman pulls me over and asked what i was rushing for. I told him i was late for work. He replies "So what do you do for job then?". I reply "Well i'm and arsehole stretcher". "Arsehole stretcher?" he replies, "what do you do then?".
"Well" I replied, "I lube up my finger, a slide it in the customers arsehole, then 2 fingers, 3, 4 then my whole fist. Then i added another finger, 2,3,4 eventually putting both hands in. Once i'm at this stage i keep pulling and pulling until we end up with a 6ft arsehole."
The copper replies "What do you do with a 6ft arseholes?"
So i reply "Give him a uniform and a speed gun"
"Well" I replied, "I lube up my finger, a slide it in the customers arsehole, then 2 fingers, 3, 4 then my whole fist. Then i added another finger, 2,3,4 eventually putting both hands in. Once i'm at this stage i keep pulling and pulling until we end up with a 6ft arsehole."
The copper replies "What do you do with a 6ft arseholes?"
So i reply "Give him a uniform and a speed gun"
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