2 main occasions spring instantly to mind.

Firstly, was about 6 years ago when i was thrown thru the roof of my escort cossie when it rolled, the sunroof imbedded itself across my stomach and chest and the weight of the car was holding my head into the ground.

more recently, being about 7 months ago would be when i burst a lower disc in my back, i felt like i was going to throw up

 

reminds me of that ad of a guy being/feeling a superhero going after a balloon after a few drinks then falling down a building

 

pussy, i done that swimming underwater about a year ago, trying to swim the length of a olympic pool underwater,,, was determind to do it this time and was sooo soo close then,,,,, OWWWWWW my ear poped but the pain was enough to bring me to the surface

wasnt that bad pain though, hurt but not major as such as other pain

i used to have a abcess that was rotting my jawbone,, used to be in agony for a few days then it would stop, was on and off for about 3 years,,,, thats when i was taking morphine solution from someone i worked with for pain and it done the trick but made me realise that i needed to sort it out,, and discovered the extent of the damage as the abcess was under my jaw and eating away at the jaw bone and had to have 2 teeth removed

 

The pains in my stomach I get daily are not pleasant. We believe it's IBS, but after 3 years suffering the Doc's haven't got anywhere. Ive had about 6 Doctor's come up with nothing, a Hospital receptionist when I first had a panic attack tell me "Its not a panic attack, your still breathing" and a specialist give me the same medication that makes me worse (Tried it twice before). Im now looking for personal health care, but is gonna cost alot of ŁŁŁ's....

I fell off the back of me brother's car @ 55mph before. I was on a pair of roller skates He said to knock the back of the car and he will slow down. I just let go and went flying

Broke me arm twice on me pushbike. The 2nd time didn't hurt, but seeing my arm flapping about wasn't good (Broke both bones).

Burnt my finger while melting plastic. It stung for 2 days and it didn't help me ripping the plastic off and half my skin with it

 

Infection in my gum due to wisdom teeth. Had me awake at night crying........never had pain like it. Ever. Still, had all my wisdom teeth taken out so the fuckers won't be giving me any more agg.

 

Tell me about it, old dear toke me to hospital in the car and i was puking in the front Opps sorry mum!

 

Dislocated my hip playing football around 2 years ago. Was in agony had to have morphine injected into my hip and air lifted to hospital two weeks in bed waiting for an mri scan after it was relocted to make sure there was no trapped nerve. Was playing football again the weekend i was let out. Very lucky in teh end.

 

I wouldnt do that again if I was you... to much water can kill believe it or not... makes your brain swell.

 

it was a bit like that tbh, the story goes,

me, why do the windows on taxi's only half open?

my mate, dunno, maybe to stop people climbing out of them?

me, what? I could get out of that, watch...........

 

Collar bone, cracked it falling off a motorcross bike in the woods, didn't think anything of it. Then snapped it the next day lifting a complete pinto bottom end in to the back of a car. I heard the fucker snap. LOL

 

i chopped the end of my finger off in the front door as it slammed shut when i was about 7

fell off my bike face first and ripped my eyebrow skin, it was hangin over my eye and ripped the corner of my mouth was about 10 then...

then a pitbull dog bit a chunk out of my tricep, when i was 11ish

other bad pains, are stubbing your little toe on a door or something and standing on a plug

 

mate get a camera down your throat to look for ulsers, seriosly my mother had very similar symptons and the doctor said ibs for three years, anyway turned out 2 be ulsers and she has had 50% of her stomach removed and part of her intestine removed

 

thats it mate, dont you go worrying hes head or anything pmsl

 

i had blood clots in both lungs about 3 or 4 yrs ago that hurt an awful lot .

 

now your worrying me pmsl

 

Barium Enema

 

Thanks for the advice mate. I had a camera down me throat 4 years ago and nothing was found. OK, something may of developed, but wouldn't the Doctor's put me forward for this again??

Im not worried Ginge. Im convinced I will die sooner or later cause the problems I have. Either that or I will suffer for alot more years to come Just gotta live with it...

 

just incase put the escort to me in your will,,, wanna be sure it goes to a good home

 

Lifting something at work, felt back go ..

It HURT to breathe ..

 

All your cars end up crashed or stripped My son will have the Esc Cos when his 18 It probably won't be on the road then even if I survive

Im half tempted to go up A&E, but I don't fancy the 5 hour wait

 

thats not true,,,, only the subaru is crashed, the cossie was nicked befoe it was finished

this is the current pick of the scooby




be sorted end of next week ive been assured too !!!

 

What happened to the Cabrio we took the engine out of?

 

Snorting mdma ouch

 

still in the same place pmsl

 

Kidneys Stones without a doubt the worst i have dealt with, fucking killer!!!!

 

every time i go to the doctors if somethings not right i always ask for a second opinion as doctors are people too they cock up like the rest of us lol!! people get very complaicent when they get doctors opinions and i know through personal experiences they cock up quite alot, but hope you get it sorted mate.

 

Thanks Paul, but I don't see an end. My panic attacks ar getting better and despite the pain Im in I am getting about better. One day I will have an Ill-Free day

 

Ruptured Ear Drum. Had blood and pus pouring out for 3 days.

Broken ribs and punctured lung after my ice hockey accident a few years back.

and as of late, fucking Cluster Headaches!!!

 

hope you do mate, there must be answer to what is causing the pain so keep looking for it buddy

 

tell me about it, my auntie was complaining of stomach pain back in november, diagnosed as kidney stones,,,, she died on valetines day of cancer in the stomach and in the lungs !!

same as my god mother, she was complaining for years of back pain, it was soo bad one day she went to A&E and they done a xray,,,,,, it was a tumour so large is was pressing on her spine as it was growing,,she also died 6 weeks later of cancer

but i didnt wanna share that as i know steve might worry

 

72 hours of labour. I won't go into detail but it was the WORST and most PAINFULL experience of my life. I am still suffering now 7 months on. Some of you people don't know pain I think there is a topic about it somewhere. GRIM just doesn't cover it

 

an olympic pool you say!!!! youre the man , hard as fuck eh, try 150 ft down the leg of an oil rig in the north sea, with a commercial diving helmet on, you fud.

 

Had an ingrowing hair at the base of my spine, just above arse crack. That hurt enough when it decided to get infected and swell. The worse was yet to come though. Got rushed to hospital and they basically use a 25mm hole saw and take a big chunk out of you leaving a gaping hole an inch deep with inch diameter. They then pack this everyday until it slowly heels. The very first day the nurse came to pack it out she caught the serated edge of her tweezers on the the inside of my new manhole, Ive never ever felt anything like it, felt instantly sick and it was the dullest awful pain my body has ever felt. Love to say I didnt cry but I did.

 

Same here and i agree and if you pass them it is complete agony.Had kidney stones about 2 or 3 years ago and dont think i have ever recovered properly as i am still pissing blood a lot and suffer a lot of mid to lower back pain,feels like i have been given a good kicking sometimes and flares up every couple of weeks,am having bother at the mo infact

 

I off up the Hospital now after that post

 

kindey stones were agony
the 7 weeks afterwards when they finished scraping my tubes and finally removing the stent was also a bit on the painfull side
imagine pissing razors, and the pain going from the tip of your willy right up through your bollocks, through your stomach and right to your back, a bit like being stabbed with a red hot needle through the back and out your dick

but yes, dislocation of teh collar bone hurt like fucking buggery from what i can remember, but i also had concusion so possibly not as painfull as it might have been

 

4" nail right through my foot.

If it wernt for me joking that I felt a bit like jesus, I probably would have passed out

I always wear my steel toe and sole boots at work now

 

I got branded. I got MADE IN ENGLAND on my arse. The word England is about 7" long.

 

whcih reminds me, i stepped on a nail while wearing flip flops wheni was about 10

still got the scar where it went through the bottom of my foot, but the scar at the top has gone

 

either when i was about 12 on my bros bike, the front mudguard came detached and lodged through the front wheel. the result was a 20mph faceplant, gravel rash and a fucked arm, oh and i snapped one of my front teeth, that pain was unbearable.

or 2 years ago when my bollocks made contact with the fuel tank of my motorbike at 45mph

that one hurt i tell thee!