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This doesn't suprise me Andy, when i first met you this came across quiet clearly....

I'm interested to know your thoughts on my true nature?


On topic, I have BHS qualifications in equine science

 

I was once offered the keys to someone's Porsche - but i'm not tellin you why!!!!

 

I dont know my real sur name my great grand dad was adopted and took the name of his adopted parents.

 

I hold a Pilots licence

 

I am right handed so write with my right hand only

But only use my left hand to write with a keyboard !

 

I was born at a little over 5lbs (was supposed to be born on xmas day, was 2 weeks premature on 11th), had a situation a shade worse than pneumonia (forget what its called)

 

Me too

Only for paragliding and handgliding only ...LOL

 

Im a twin, we was born 12 weeks premature, and weighed 3lb 12 oz, and because i was born last, my twin was underneith, i got all of the good shit, he got the waste and died shortly after we was born. Not a day goes by when i dont miss my twin i never met.

 

I was adopted at six weeks old. My mum was sixteen when she had me and my dad was a married man in the forces. I have never met either of my parents - would love to though!!

 

I've passed a supervised MENSA test.

Don't ask me how I managed to blag that one.......

 

One of my mates brothers was booked in for his MENSA test.

It was at 14:00 hours and he turned up at 4pm, what a div


Expains a lot ....only kidding


Me:

I am ambidexterous
(I can write and do things with my left hand just as well as my right) I can't spell to save my life though.

 

oh i was born witha freeky bit of skin hanging off my ear that had to be removedm not got any pics though but still have some of it as a small bulge

 

I kissed Janice Battersby from Corrie on the cheek at a wedding.

I'm partly South African.

 

i decorated his house proper nice bloke

 

I used to like iceskating, and used to go a lot and got quite good, but sadly now if I went at my age I'd just look like a paedophile.

 

According to my mum, my first word was "auto" (used like "car" in germany).

 

I got a kiss from the fit bird off the Clio advert (the one before Nicole/Pappa) after winning a daft driving contest on the Clio 172 launch.

She smelt of booze!

 

tongues?

 

Well as she's from France, it was technically a French Kiss!

 

when i was 3, i pulled a boiling kettle onto me trying to climb onto the kitchen worktops to get some maryland cookies. quite painful t'was

 

I lived in an old peoples home too for 6 months!!

You SO have to come rollerskating on the 4th of April!

Me too


We NEED video evidence of this!!

Awwwww i was born 4 weeks early, but on the 11th! I weighed 4lb 4oz




I am a 34DD

And my godfather is Kerry Dixon who use to play for Chelsea.

 

i go all the time dude,,, but to to fair i got with my girlfriend and her little kids! and i always laugh to myself at this guy whos there on his own and think pedo lol

 

That freaky bit of skin is called your body lol.Im only joking.

 

dont laugh,, i was born in a hospital in darlington mate,,,, was told it looked like a 3d ear growing infront of my right ear

i also pierced my ears 12 times in the left ear and 4 times in the right with the thick saftey pin you get ina first aid kit,,,, THEN i used it to pierce my nipple,,,,,,,,i was 14 at the time too,,,,, imagine having me as a son

my parents never knew about my nipple piercing till i was 18 and almost chocked to death on the bathroom floor throwing up in my sleep when pissed,,, again my dad,,,, MOST unimpressed

 

I am the only person is the world with my name.

 

Going to need proof of this lol

 

I take it you are taking the mickey about been born in darlo.

 

so was my little girl,,, till she was 2 and someone else called there brat the same name

could be worse though,, could have someone from eastenders call there kid the same name then EVERYONE whos having there 5th child with dad unknown would have coppied the name onto there benifit claims form

 

nope, another fact about me is i was actually born in darlington and i grew up in newton aycliffe,,, im not really a londoner but i used to talk with a funny voice/ eat fresh pease pudding from the butchers and LOVE the smell of savory rolls that you can only smell in darlingtion !

was there a few weeks ago for the funeral of my closest auntie

 

Never thats mad.So did you live in darlo then.

 

How do you find out your name is unique? I don't think there will be many Steven Ross-Watt's out there.

RW

 

Edited

 

Nothing really

When i played cricket for my local village, in one season i was only out once and that was in the last match...must have been in my mind
Thats all....

 

not lived in darlo, i was born in a hospital there somewhere, my family used to live in west auckland but then moved to ayclife in late 70's due to my old man starting a business there,,, then 1985 it and took our home away from us/no job for my old man so we moved south to when my old man was born and started again i still got loads of family round there who live in nice houses in aycliffe,,, shame they aint worth a sausage pmsl

i keep saying im gonna move back but i doubt i ever will, just got nothing but childhood memorys from there if that makes sence

infact a few weeks ago i had a corned beef pie and mashed potato meal in a cafe,,,, aint had that for a while and the old girl thought i was nuts as i was really enjoying it

and the butcher where i bought all hes pease pudding to take home pmsl

still aint sure why savaloys are sold in butchers though aint sold in chip shops

 

I once played 11 of side football on Coventry Citys Football Ground (High Field Road)against 11 Japanese footballers. It was part of a publicity stunt for when Subaru sponsored Coventry City.

Was also part of select couple of people who got to test drive the Subaru B9 Tribeca in the UK nearly a year before it was launched.

Not that interesting to be perfectly honest

 

So you really can shout there's only one Kris Moncar' and be telling the truth.

Benni.

 

*********

 

Ive shared a can of lager with Terry Butcher (He's a cock in real life)

I drank in a hotel bar with Peter Andre & Ant and Dec and stood in urinal next to Dec and didn't look at his nudger

 

bet he looked at your though