I once refused Abi Titmus entry to a VIP lounge at a nightclub, and when she gave it the classic 'Do you know who I am' line I simply replied, ' Yes, I've seen the DVD'.

 

Quality!!!

 

Yeah, I had a grin on my face all night after that. I had to do it, never get the chance again!!!

 

 

Cheers

 

My breasts were the size of my head until 2 years ago

Sarah

 

Fatty

 

I have never been on a plane!

 

thanks

 

pics of STFU

 

yeah right

 

PMSL

I said to her on MSN that would be the first reply about it she got

 

i realy cant stand bullys and at the risk of ass kicking have to give them abuse

 

Well some one had to say it didnt they

 

I used to be the Queen Mums gardener

 

Amazing the things this thread is bringing up!

 

it was highly likely wasnt it, considering the subject

 

lol I worked at Great Windsor Park, met the ENTIRE Royal Family

Side note: The week I past my driving test, Prince Charles almost smashed into me in his Aston Martin, wehn I was wpulling out of a sideturning in the park. Was just about to give it "You tosser!" etc etc.... then saw who it was and his gigantic minder in the passenger seat... so decided not to

 

I've been to a brian adams concert.......

 

I have lost count on the amount of woman I have shaged.

 

I havent the total is only 1

 

Took me a while Andy but i got the joke....


Mike

 

I've been on Juliet Bravo!

 

If you're still with her and happy, I reckon you are the luckier one of you two

 

But what if you've lost count AND are happy?

 

Yup still with her and happy

 

Ive got enough romance about me to feel that being with that one special person all your life and neither of you ever going with anyone else, is better than having nailed loads of birds.
Not that I went down that route myself, my main life partner to date was bisexual and we went through loads and loads of birds together which was good fun, so im not knocking it as such.

 

i'm quite a good cook and am currently cooking tartiflette and creme brulee

 

I've had a pint with Jan Molby

 

i can properly pick my nose with my tongue and quite often do, which normally gets me a slap off the wife because were in public LOL

 

iv actualy had atleast 5 accidents that should have killed me

 

i've had a curry and beer with Richard Ashcroft (The Verve)

 

I really wish I could have done that, or at least been there. Fucking love that!

Benni.

 

I was told i had addisons disease 3 years ago,have to take steroid tablets for the rest of my life or im brown bread.Tablets are fooking my memory up

 

i know she's a bit of a slapper, but she's a human and deserves to be called 'her' rather than 'that'

 

Yeah it was quite cool. You should have seen her face, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Also refused the fat ginger bird that used to be in Hollyoaks entry on same night (Gary Lucy's b/day party) and she'd 'never been refused entry anywhere before'. I told her to go see my mate who was standing on the other door and she get refused twice in the same day!

Was a good night, but all went a bit tits up in the end. Not gonna go into details, don't wanna incriminate myself! lol!

 

How did that come about may I ask?

 

ive got two japs eyes in my willy...the original one on the end doesnt do anything but i have a second re-routed hole on the underside of my cock.....so if i hold it horizontal to go loo then the piss goes downwards...lol...fucked up i know but true.

Im obviously circumcised otherwise my hole would be covered by my foreskin!!!!!

I have no idea why or how i have this as my parents never mentioned it to me and i never wanted to ask them about it.

 

That bit is more bizarre than having 2 jappies!

 

well then you sir are a DICK. mates dont do that IMO