that what you did ginge?

 

no need to measure, dont even get used so pointless holding onnto it

 

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People facinate me.
I am very intuitive, often within min's of meeting someone I have insight and the ability to discern their true nature.

 

Thats funny Andy l would not have called you intuitive...

I am a Divemaster and hate swimming (not a strong swimmer)

Not really an interesting fact l know

Mike

 

Supersperm

 

The Lock Smith,

Who was the better shag the mum or the other sister? and did they know you had just shagged the other sister?

Mike

 

I'm a 2nd Black belt in shotokan karate and competed for england when i was 11, (now 20)

 

i got a snooker stick through my neck narrowly missing my wind pipe when i was 8 years old lol

 

i was the youngest black belt at jujitsu in england when i was 9 years old,now 33

 

I'm so glad Mike, I much prefer Andy

I like your logic on being a not so good swimmer - learn to sink to the highest level

 

I won a blue peter badge in 1980 aged 8!!

won fook all since except a few tenners on the lottery..

steve

 

9 is very young indeed, i got my black belt when i was 10 and that was considered fairly young.

 

Don't need to talk about it mate. Your alive and well!!! Fucking Ey' Man!!!

How much do you charge for private parties?

And if i recall you have a great lass now so the hell with the Ex!!! After all, you are Elvis!!!

 

well me and jimbo zs learnt to fight early ha ha ive seen a few other young ones in our local paper getting black belts in the last couple of years

 

From the age of 15 I have had a car and been driving on the uk's roads. The day after I became fully legit I was pulled for the first time ever.

 

When I was 14 I had Encephalitis and I nearly died. I spent many, many weeks in intensive care and when I recovered, I pretended I had memory loss which was a blatant lie. I lasted three weeks, and pretended I knew who nobody was, until I accidentally answered the phone and said 'It's Eileen'.

Gutted - Benni.

 

I was born feet first!!

As a baby I had a double hernia but before they realised, the nurses put me in a cupboard as i was waking the other babies up crying

I fell out a first floor window when i was 3 landing on concrete. I also electrocuted myself a few months later and also fell down a flight of stairs. When i was 4 I fell over severing a vein in my wrist, when i was 5 i ran away from home on a bus, on a circular bus route ending up back where i started I got run over age 7. Some say i was accident prone

Within 2 hours of joining my first ship as an Officer Cadet, I was kidnapped tied to a stretcher and force fed beer!! This is me before i lost my sense of humour!!

went on for several more hours including a few beatings when i resisted and attempted to hop away it got covered up as it wasnt in " the best interests" of the Ship to prosecute the ringleaders

 

I have never been ill (apart from a bit of man flu) and have never had any broken bones despite being in 4 serious car accidents 1 was a high speed head on crash which i walked out of with out a mark on me (wasnt my fault). Im almost 26.

 

I lived in a old peoples home for 8 years

Steve

 

no shit?! my cousin is/was a 3rd dan way back in '81 and did tournaments at wembley

my mate tak (who is from japan) is just a regular normal black belt, but he still tends to kick our arse when he gets pissed

 

Some interesting storys.I carnt really think of anything to do with myself.Apart from me loving fords loads.

 

i went to both cambridge and oxford




























i was blessed with good weather on both days

 

Thats fuck all, I did the mother and the grandmother while the daughter watched and frigger herself off

 

It took me 5 times to pass my driving test...

My missus managed to beat me with 8 attempts

LOL

 

i held the world recold for jumping oil barrels on roller skates.18 in total

this is one of the best threads i`v seen on here for sometime

 

QUALITY

 

I have a christmas card from Geri Halliwell, not a generic one sent out to her fanclub members or out a proper handwritten one, with a message, and 2 kisses! Get in.

Also tried climbing an 8 foot metal gate at my aunts house about 8 years ago, got to the top and slipped, got impaled on the spikes at the top, my dad, uncle and grandad had to lift me up and off the spike. Scary shit but i was ok.

- Good thread.

 

I have farted and followed through twice !

 

I'm genuinely related to Butch Cassidy (Or Robert Leroy Parker to give him his correct name)

 

I used to live on the streets.

 

I've made millions out of secretly trading on PF.

 

Thats really interesting! And I dont mean to sound sarcastic there.

 

i can ride a uni-cycle and do so quite often as i own one. i can also walk on my hands and have a good sence of balance some how .

my brain will o0nly let me learn/rember things im intrested in hence my spelling sucks and there aint much i can do about it.

i also used to do ballroom dancing and i was a waiter

 

I came 3rd in the British Vaulting Championships when i was 14

 

I once wrote an article for Fast Car magazine and have a stone stuck in my leg from when I fell over as a kid and doctors said it was too hard to get out so left it!

 

Im of Chinese descent. My great grandad came over here after he saw his family beheaded by the japanese

 

ive got a registration plate from every car ive owned (14 now) made up on the garage wall, any more and it'll be a great place to take someone for an eye test!

 

I am a secret administrator on PF



Wow, we have something in common...

 

they said i had "the best laugh in Britain" on a tv show when i was 10, but ive never seen the video!