I have a mate staying with me at the moment, turns out he blocked the loo. The resulting aftermath looked like the loo from trainspotting - only worse. In all my 33 years I can honestly say that nothing had prepared me for that stench, only satans toilet could be worse. Anyone got any idea how to unblock it and render the room habitable again?!

 

wire coat hanger

 

pressure washer i dunno!

 

Maaaaaan!! That's abit of a shitter innit

 

 

iwish i had a bog at the minute its on the front lawn

 

get him to stick his hand down there its his shit !

 

phone tiff

he loves helping passionford members, deffo think he would rather do this one via msn too



oh and my sugestion it to lock door, wallpaper ober it and never use that room ever again, infact maybe sell the house incase it smells

 

Wire coater hanger?!!!!!!!!! it'd come out looking like a used kebab stick!
I decided to face the music and call the apartment leasing office and get them to clean it, I pity the poor maintenance man who has to go in and face that!! It was like a bubbling lake of chocolate logs and botty gravy!

 

caustic soda

 

Update: I boiled 3 large saucepans of water and poured it down.
Result: (oh god) turned the whole affair into a steaming soup that I wouldnt wish on the devil and also there was a cracking sound which I think might have been the bowl cracking under the hot water - oh eck.

 

Oh dear

 

as i said move house

 

yellow pages

 

dont sound good

 

I really am in the shit now. Maintenance man is coming round later to fix it, just hope I havent cracked the bowl!
Suddenly wallpapering over the door is a very good idea!!

 

Right, get ready for this one

It will be messy

Get a carrier bag and fill it with a couple of old Towels, ones you dont mind getting covered in human feaces

now, put it in the toilet and push it up and down, causing a vacum.

This will get rid of said Excretion but will be messy.

BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT
The bill was VERY VERY expensive

 

what more than usual tiff

 

This fucker looked like a bastard phone number

 

Tolly soup anyone? if we get enough ming mongs to eat a bowl each we (YOU) can empty it and get to the problem

 

"Get a carrier bag and fill it with a couple of old Towels, ones you dont mind getting covered in human feaces"
LMAO!! I'm in tears here!

 

whoops!

that's one 'cracking' shit! .. tell him to pinch it next time!

 

Top advice Tiffany

 

OK assuming the maintenance man has a cast iron consitution and can clean up the mess has anyone got any ideas about the potentially cracked bowl?

 

yea it's potentially cracked and u'll potentially need a new one

 

Awwww this isnt turning out to be a good day - even if the dude unblocks it there'll be a mess everytime its used!

 

AROTFL!!! LMAO!!!

Fooook me I'm in stitches ere.....I've got such a vision in my head!!!

TIFF.....your carrier bag & towels post made it ten times worse ya coount!! Funny fecker!!

Good luck anyway...you tried siphoning it outta the window maybe???

 

Take a picture, you never know, may win the Turner Prize


Or mail a pic to this place

http://www.ratemypoo.com

 

 

and i bet all you used was ONE SHOT tiff

 

If the maintenance dude hasnt cleaned it up when I get back I might jsut post a pic on here of the disaster scene. I'm worried about the throne snapping in half next time I sit on it.

 

Get a piccy of it.................please

 

Tiff u skatt lover

 

im in stiches here - quality post!!

stop being a girl and put some rubber gloves on and fish it out!!

 

fooking pissing myself at this thread

 

Its all right for you lot, you dont have to venture in there. I'm almost finished work here - 30mins to go until facing the horror

 

what u gonna do if u need a dump?

 

Always got the window

Imagine the stench lol Unlucky mate

 

Its in an apartment block so there's no window to vent from the bathroom jsut a really weedy extractor fan Last night I had to drive to work to use the loo!