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30-11-2004, 01:56 AM
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il diablo has visited my bathroom! 
The poor bastard maintenance man had been and unblocked the gravy lake so the pics arent half as bad as they might have been, he left a nice note for me to say the place has been unclogged
The stink on entering did have me half wretching tho
I checked the porcelain for cracks and on the outside at least it seems structurally intact.
Mission accomplished - I've christened my mate the Porcelain Peril.
Can anyone put the pics up of the aftermath?
The poor bastard maintenance man had been and unblocked the gravy lake so the pics arent half as bad as they might have been, he left a nice note for me to say the place has been unclogged
The stink on entering did have me half wretching tho
I checked the porcelain for cracks and on the outside at least it seems structurally intact.
Mission accomplished - I've christened my mate the Porcelain Peril.
Can anyone put the pics up of the aftermath?
30-11-2004, 12:44 PM
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Right heres is Keith B's, Bog after being unblocked!!!!
And the maintenance mans note, he cldnt even write proper he was overcome by the smell
One Question Kieth, what the fook did ure mate eat? a small calf
Originally Posted by Keith B
Thank God the brave maintenance dude had unclogged it, I poured a load of bleach stuff in but you can see the remains round the rim - pretty it was not! Athough it was mostly gone the stink remained, took me an age to clean up.
And the maintenance mans note, he cldnt even write proper he was overcome by the smell
One Question Kieth, what the fook did ure mate eat? a small
calf
30-11-2004, 12:55 PM
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bit late now, i know but i've used stuff called drain magic before... basically it's either sulphuric or hydrochloric acid.. pour it down and it just eats whatever's causing the blockage!
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Properly dominated turd! must of been a monster..
i remember one of my mates having a shit at college.. it wouldnt flush... so he just left it.. the next lad who went to use the bog was greeted by a swiss roll sticking up from the bog.. IIRC it took 5 attempts and a lot of pushing with the bog brush to get it to break up enough to go away!
Im not shitting you ( ) the thing was the size of a 500ml bottle of coke!
must of been a monster.. i remember one of my mates having a shit at college.. it wouldnt flush...
so he just left it.. the next lad who went to use the bog was greeted by a swiss roll sticking up from the bog.. IIRC it took 5 attempts and a lot of pushing with the bog brush to get it to break up enough to go away! Im not shitting you (
) the thing was the size of a 500ml bottle of coke!
30-11-2004, 03:39 PM
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Thats so weird you should put a pic of a flag in the bog with the Golden arches on cos thats Russes staple diet - He had Mac's breakfast (Sausage and egg mcmuffin, hash browns and something they have over here called a McGriddle), for lunch it was In 'n' Out burger with fries and for tea it was Pizza Slut (Hawaiin with anchovies) - the resulting missile he blasted off in the loo must have been like Frank Bruno's arm (No offence Franko!) A few things I learnt from this experience - Don't pour boiling hot water down the stone cold loo but if you do be prepaired for a hot steaming vapour that could have been used in the world war 1 trenches, it will also turn the hardest turd into the Oxtail soup of the toilet world. Worst of all it may crack your bowl!
When asking for the maintenance man to come and clear it you're blowing any chance with any of the girls who work in the leasing office (2 of them jsut turned round and walked off
) - espeically if the workman dude makes it back to report to them Finally - dosing your mates food with laxitives might be the only thing that saves your porcelain!
Anyway its all cleaned up and ready for action again
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