Little things that annoy you....
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Little things that annoy you....
One of mine is when people say 'I blew my engine up' or 'I blew my gearbox up', when all you mean is that it ran out of oil and siezed or melted a piston or something. If you actually blew it up, the front of your car would be missing.
Grr mongaloids
That is all
Grr mongaloids
That is all
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CLASSIC one today....
Saw some fat trollop in Asda with what looked like her grandchild... Walking around the shop doing their shopping, but had cracked open a pack of sarnies and were eating them before getting to the checkout... That really fucks me right off... Pikeys
Oh, and the wife always leaves cupboard doors / drawers open
Saw some fat trollop in Asda with what looked like her grandchild... Walking around the shop doing their shopping, but had cracked open a pack of sarnies and were eating them before getting to the checkout... That really fucks me right off... Pikeys
Oh, and the wife always leaves cupboard doors / drawers open
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Pick from:
-The tin foil wrapped round the top of Ribena bottles
-When you go in a shop and there's 3 tills but only 1 person serving, so the queue is miles
- Not being any free parking anywhere near a town centre
Easy solution. Dump them, get one that wants it The only thing women always hold over a mans head is Sex. There's billions of girls out there. Even if you only shag 1 a day you'll never work through all of them.
-The tin foil wrapped round the top of Ribena bottles
-When you go in a shop and there's 3 tills but only 1 person serving, so the queue is miles
- Not being any free parking anywhere near a town centre
Easy solution. Dump them, get one that wants it The only thing women always hold over a mans head is Sex. There's billions of girls out there. Even if you only shag 1 a day you'll never work through all of them.
Last edited by Rich_w; 28-02-2009 at 10:33 PM.
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Pick from:
-The tin foil wrapped round the top of Ribena bottles
-When you go in a shop and there's 3 tills but only 1 person serving, so the queue is miles
- Not being any free parking anywhere near a town centre
Easy solution. Dump them, get one that wants it The only thing women always hold over a mans head is Sex. There's billions of girls out there. Even if you only shag 1 a day you'll never work through all of them.
-The tin foil wrapped round the top of Ribena bottles
-When you go in a shop and there's 3 tills but only 1 person serving, so the queue is miles
- Not being any free parking anywhere near a town centre
Easy solution. Dump them, get one that wants it The only thing women always hold over a mans head is Sex. There's billions of girls out there. Even if you only shag 1 a day you'll never work through all of them.
Rich....
You should be knighted......
#10
People that don't hold conversations. i.e. A phone conversation:
"Hello Mate, How's things"
"Good"
"What ya been up to"
"Nothing"
"What ya up to?"
"Nothing"
OK, why not elaborate?? I just get fooked off and say bye
"Hello Mate, How's things"
"Good"
"What ya been up to"
"Nothing"
"What ya up to?"
"Nothing"
OK, why not elaborate?? I just get fooked off and say bye
#11
People in traffic queues who stop way short of the car infront, then I pull up close behind them and put my handbrake on. The car infront then gradually rides the clutch and crawls forward to make up the 15ft gap whilst waiting for the lights to change - makes it look like im the tit who stopped short.
#12
When the MRS butters her toast, then jam and then wipes all the jam/butter/crumbs excess in the butter tub
Arrgggghhh fucks me right off and i chuck the whole tub in bin
whether its full or not.
Also
Brought means to BRING
Bought means to BUY
Fucking mongoloid chimps
Arrgggghhh fucks me right off and i chuck the whole tub in bin
whether its full or not.
Also
Brought means to BRING
Bought means to BUY
Fucking mongoloid chimps
#14
HAHAH to both of those comments
So true.
Learn basic English please.
RW
#15
i hate cunts that have no idea of lane disipline even though if they opened their eyes the big white lines ,the road signs and 6ft high arrows painted on the road make it quite clear.
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people who decide not to pull in behind you when wanting to take the next exit, but over take then pull infront and hit the brakes in order to make the exit!!!
Or people who see you in a sporty car and think you must aitomatically want to race, that nail it to reach you then sit all over your bumper like they are at silverstone.
Or people who see you in a sporty car and think you must aitomatically want to race, that nail it to reach you then sit all over your bumper like they are at silverstone.
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doughnuts that do 10 mph under the speed limit
Derbyshire county councill for putting the speed limit down on most fast A roads to 50, when there are single track roads leading off them with where you can do 60. Even tho you wouldn't dream of
Derbyshire county councill for putting the speed limit down on most fast A roads to 50, when there are single track roads leading off them with where you can do 60. Even tho you wouldn't dream of
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When your driving down the motorway doing a reasonable speed in the fast lane. most people move out of your way untill you reach some pr!ck in a Jag/benz/BMW/Volvo/Scooby, they look in their mirror and think "i'm not moving for that old ford piece of sh!t", then when you move to lane 2 to pass, they speed up, but then they realise their 20k car is no match for that piece of sh!t old escort as you cruise past them, which is normally when you get given the middle finger
Also, the people who stop short of the car infront at traffic lights, or the people who park over 2 spaces.
lets not forget, Chavs, Pikeys, anybody who cannot maintain a decent positive role in society.
there is lots more but i dont want to take up the whole page though
Also, the people who stop short of the car infront at traffic lights, or the people who park over 2 spaces.
lets not forget, Chavs, Pikeys, anybody who cannot maintain a decent positive role in society.
there is lots more but i dont want to take up the whole page though
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From: Look in your mirror.....to late now u can see my rear :D
1 People that maon about nothing
2 People that sit up my arse when the car in front is fooking in my way if i could drive threw him i would (idiots)
3 Fookin women
4 Life an the shite that comes with it like bills!!!
5 People that have nice fast cars an drive at 20 mph in a 40
6 COPPERS
7 Fooking noobs in 1.0l cars that think there in a f1 car
8 Students!! full of ideas that are just shite (wen u lived then il listen)
9 cars, mechanical problems
10 an those twats thats stand out side my house at the bus stop shouting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 People that sit up my arse when the car in front is fooking in my way if i could drive threw him i would (idiots)
3 Fookin women
4 Life an the shite that comes with it like bills!!!
5 People that have nice fast cars an drive at 20 mph in a 40
6 COPPERS
7 Fooking noobs in 1.0l cars that think there in a f1 car
8 Students!! full of ideas that are just shite (wen u lived then il listen)
9 cars, mechanical problems
10 an those twats thats stand out side my house at the bus stop shouting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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woman drivers that overtake me when im sat at a red light for roadworks,like they havent seen the 3 signs 500yds up the road,and think that i would stop in the middle of the road for no reason the useless split arse twats
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People in traffic queues who stop way short of the car infront, then I pull up close behind them and put my handbrake on. The car infront then gradually rides the clutch and crawls forward to make up the 15ft gap whilst waiting for the lights to change - makes it look like im the tit who stopped short.
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OLD PEOPLE WHO STAND OUTSIDE MY FUCKING FRONT GARDEN WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS COMMENTING THAT MY WINDOWS DON'T ALL MATCH AND HOW THE WALL UNDERNEATH THE SHUTTERS THAT I TOOK OFF ISN'T PAINTED. IT'S FUCKING FUNNY IS IT? DICKHEADS!!!
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