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Old 27-02-2009, 10:52 AM
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own up, who's on the list?

At school, we had a Paula Moony

Britain's most unfortunate names

Stan Still
Helen Back
Doug Hole
Terry Bull
Tim Burr
Russell Sprout
Rose Bush
Pearl Button
Carrie Oakey
Courtney Fish
Peter Phile
Gloria Stitz
Hugh Jarse
Will Power
Dwain Pipe
Emma Royds
Lee King
Minnie Rump
Jenny Tull
Joy Ninn
Anna Prentice
Wayne Coates
Ida Fall
Tina Beans
Ray Pennybody
Robin Banks
Donna Ria
Rhoda Pigg
Drew Peacock
Pat Mycock
Phil McCracken
Annette Curtain
Willie Stroker
Fanny Stroker
Fanny Batter
Penny Chew
Moses Lawn
Oliver Double
Les Behan
Phillippa Bucket
Philma Crevis
Dick Hertz
Justin Thyme
Ewan Kerr
Major Williard
Dick Everard
Anil Bangar
Roland Butter
Bob Sleigh
Phil Kinell
Ruby Murray
Anne Thracks
Horrace Cope
Iona Hoare
Bill Board
Orson Carte
Penny Chiu
Isla Wight
Rusty Pipes
Tessa Tickle
Hugh Deannie
Adora Dick
Ivor Biggin
Tamara Knight
Eileen Dover
Barry Cade
Mary Christmas
Dick Harming
Stuart (Stu) Pidd
Donald (Don) Kiddick
Chris Cross
Wright Hassel
Teresa Green
Ray Gunn
Jo King
Sonny Day
Justin Case
Lee King
Max Power
Tommy Gunn
Rosie Balls
Ivor Dick
Lydia Binn
Doug Dealer
Penny Black
Ophelia Balls
Holly Day
Jack Spratt
Harry Balls
Jack Frost
R (ichard) Sole
Wayne Kerr
Juan Kerr
Fanny Harming
Itora Bolokov
Pam Flett
Fanny Hare
Iva Broomhead
Luke Myring
Randy Farmer
Jack russell
Old 27-02-2009, 10:58 AM
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lol, I used to go to school with a Lee King!!!!
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my actual name is

Terence
William
Anthony
Townley

Old 27-02-2009, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by t31ryt
my actual name is

Terence
William
Anthony
Townley

your mam obviously has a sense of humour
Old 27-02-2009, 11:14 AM
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I kid you not we have a lady at work called.........

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Old 27-02-2009, 11:16 AM
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you forgot samantha janus's father, hugh
Old 27-02-2009, 11:26 AM
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I went to school with a Paul Hiscock, I went on a school skiing trip at the same time as him and ended up skiing with the teachers, they were like little kids taking the piss outta the poor lad, said his brother was called Mark, his dad was Jack and his mum was Pat.
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This is a screen dump from our global address list on outlook! No joking!

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i now a chap called stuart pid
but he is just known as stu and im being serious stu pid
Old 27-02-2009, 11:32 AM
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a friend of mines brother goes with a girl named sky walker lol
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Originally Posted by RobL
a friend of mines brother goes with a girl named sky walker lol

So when he goes down on her he's Lick Sky walker?
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My Surname is Pratt, was a bastard gettin the piss ripped out of me at school for the first couple of years until I stopped taking shit for it and proceeded to batter other kids for taking the piss. I still do it now if people start thinkin they funny and cracking "original" name jokes.



Bring em on you cunts!!!!!

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I know a girl who's names Felicity, she's known to her friends as 'Flick' .... her surnames ......... King
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One of my best mates is called Ben Dover.
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my mate tim used to work at morrisons in stoke, and a lass in the canteen was called donna neat
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Originally Posted by smila
i now a chap called stuart pid
but he is just known as stu and im being serious stu pid

This isn't him is it?




I went to school with a lad called Philip Ness and whenever we had a new teacher reading the register they'd refer to him as P Ness, the regular teachers knew and spared him the embarressment. Unfortunately he didn't have a brother called Andrew.
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Hugh Janus is hilarious.

I liked Channel 4 news when they had Chris Peacock as a roving reporter. They always used to say "And over to you Crispy Cock" with just the right emphasis.

Charlie

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Originally Posted by Char1ie
Hugh Janus is hilarious.

I liked Channel 4 news when they had Chris Peacock as a roving reporter. They always used to say "And over to you Crispy Cock" with just the right emphasis.

Charlie

he has brother called Drew

my phone blutooth name used to be Justin Cider,changed it to Mike Oxmelly now!
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Was a lad in the year above me at school called... Joe King
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