Classic Tommy Cooper... and one if he was still alive
19-02-2009, 01:16 PM
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Classic Tommy Cooper... and one if he was still alive
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
I took her out with one punch.
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
I took her out with one punch.
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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