Wicked Friday Funny!!!!!!!
26-11-2004 | 08:24 AM
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Wicked Friday Funny!!!!!!!
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why,
in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy
4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman
there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in
Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the
place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see
that you get laid. All on the house."
"Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen
to me sister."
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why,
in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy
4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman
there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in
Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the
place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see
that you get laid. All on the house."
"Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen
to me sister."
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26-11-2004 | 08:55 AM
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Re: Wicked Friday Funny!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Spiky
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional................
While all this was happening, where was the Welchman?????
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26-11-2004 | 09:02 AM
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Re: Wicked Friday Funny!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Doug Stirling
Originally Posted by Spiky
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional................
While all this was happening, where was the Welchman?????
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no idea where the WELCHMAN was was, maybe he was welching
as the for welsh, busy shagging his sister
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