General Car Related Discussion. To discuss anything that is related to cars and automotive technology that doesnt naturally fit into another forum catagory.

Snow in the south and your all buggered

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 03-02-2009, 06:57 AM
  #1  
Mr RS500
15K+ Super Poster!!
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
 
Mr RS500's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: scarborough
Posts: 15,129
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default Snow in the south and your all buggered

I cant believe the snow is all over the news

all the southern shandy drinking puffs are all staying at home and all the schools closed because of a little snow

WTF is wrong with you southern puffs i have never seen such coverage on the news just because there is a bit of snow down there your world has come to a halt ,,get a grip and get to work you wimps
Old 03-02-2009, 06:59 AM
  #2  
JamesH
10K+ Poster!!
iTrader: (21)
 
JamesH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: .
Posts: 10,807
Received 8 Likes on 8 Posts
Default

I would Paul, it is not me I'm worried about, it is all the other idiots !!
Old 03-02-2009, 07:00 AM
  #3  
bigpower
PassionFord Post Troll
 
bigpower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: yorkshire
Posts: 3,392
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Paul,
Ive nearly 2 ft and not attempting to drive! Took me 2 hours to do 3 miles last nite and nearly had to abandon the car and walk

Whats it like at yours???
Old 03-02-2009, 07:00 AM
  #4  
Glenn_
Glennvestite
iTrader: (1)
 
Glenn_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Darlington county durham
Posts: 62,761
Received 1,044 Likes on 998 Posts
Default

You are all softys.Not like us hard as fook northerners.
Old 03-02-2009, 07:00 AM
  #5  
CossieRich
Did Someone Mention TUV
iTrader: (1)
 
CossieRich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 17,169
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Paul,

as much as you are correct i am not WALKING 11 miles to work public transport wasnt running and taxi's obviosuly wont come and get yoy. Not to mention the fact i was outside at 6.30am yesterday helping a neighbour free his car from the middle of the road by shoveling snow. Better than you northern monkeys shovelling shit

Last edited by CossieRich; 03-02-2009 at 07:09 AM. Reason: my shit spelling
Old 03-02-2009, 07:04 AM
  #6  
Mr RS500
15K+ Super Poster!!
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
 
Mr RS500's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: scarborough
Posts: 15,129
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by CossieRich
Paul,

as much as you are correct i am not working 11 miles to work public transport wasnt running and taxi's obviosuly wont come and get yoy. Not to mention the fact i was outside at 6.30am yesterday helping a neighbour free his car from the middle of the road by shoveling snow. Better than you northern monkeys shovelling shit

See , the snow has even made you get your words mixed up

Im not WORKING 11 miles to work
Old 03-02-2009, 07:05 AM
  #7  
Mr RS500
15K+ Super Poster!!
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
 
Mr RS500's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: scarborough
Posts: 15,129
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Glenny Boy
You are all softys.Not like us hard as fook northerners.

Too true mate , im going to work on a moped with only a helmet ans a T shirt today














and i wont even dry myself off when i get there

Trending Topics

Old 03-02-2009, 07:09 AM
  #8  
CossieRich
Did Someone Mention TUV
iTrader: (1)
 
CossieRich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 17,169
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Rs500 Registrar
See , the snow has even made you get your words mixed up

Im not WORKING 11 miles to work
corrected. Now go and get on your lambretta
Old 03-02-2009, 07:10 AM
  #9  
brad
PassionFord Post Troll
 
brad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3,174
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

The problem here is all the northern monkeys that have moved down to us for a better quality of life , clogging our roads up! and as we all know , you cant drive for shit! its just safer to stay off the roads till you all crash into each other
Old 03-02-2009, 07:11 AM
  #10  
Mr RS500
15K+ Super Poster!!
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
 
Mr RS500's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: scarborough
Posts: 15,129
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by brad
The problem here is all the northern monkeys that have moved down to us for a better quality of life , clogging our roads up! and as we all know , you cant drive for shit! its just safer to stay off the roads till you all crash into each other
Better quality ov life down south you wish
Old 03-02-2009, 07:13 AM
  #11  
RichardPON
20K+ Super Poster.
 
RichardPON's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 23,377
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

You work up north?

I thought you all laid about on the dole?
Old 03-02-2009, 07:16 AM
  #12  
Mr RS500
15K+ Super Poster!!
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
 
Mr RS500's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: scarborough
Posts: 15,129
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by RichardPON
You work up north?

I thought you all laid about on the dole?
No Rich , thats down your way due to all the imigrants that have taken your jobs





Us northerners never had any jobs and we dont claim dole , we claim job seekers

Old 03-02-2009, 07:18 AM
  #13  
JTECH James
Passion for Fords!
iTrader: (13)
 
JTECH James's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Devon/Blackpool
Posts: 10,754
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Default

snow?


oh fook so it has...when did that happen?
Old 03-02-2009, 07:23 AM
  #14  
bigpower
PassionFord Post Troll
 
bigpower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: yorkshire
Posts: 3,392
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Old 03-02-2009, 07:31 AM
  #15  
Glenn_
Glennvestite
iTrader: (1)
 
Glenn_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Darlington county durham
Posts: 62,761
Received 1,044 Likes on 998 Posts
Default

Well im lucky cause my dad picks me up and takes me to work hee hee.My coosie is just sat on the drive but im saving petrol and stopping the salt eating it away.
Old 03-02-2009, 07:31 AM
  #16  
D7AKE
Advanced PassionFord User
 
D7AKE's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: FOREST OF DEAN GLOS
Posts: 2,312
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

It's not that bad here, but I'm a Forest Boy and will be going to work as usual.....
Old 03-02-2009, 07:31 AM
  #17  
brad
PassionFord Post Troll
 
brad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3,174
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

pmsl
Old 03-02-2009, 07:36 AM
  #18  
l0ubie
keepin' it ol' skool
 
l0ubie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: was herts, now leeds!
Posts: 4,326
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

id actually like to go to work

but i cant park in the carpark at the train station, and get on the non existant trains to work!!

o no il have to go back to bed!!
Old 03-02-2009, 07:39 AM
  #19  
Turbosystems
Super Moderator

iTrader: (5)
 
Turbosystems's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: home
Posts: 12,849
Received 50 Likes on 43 Posts
Default

I shan't be venturing in today either,I shall be sat at home in the toastie warm I have 2 cossies sat in the work shop for mapping not ideal conditions even for a nutter like me lol
Old 03-02-2009, 07:40 AM
  #20  
RichardPON
20K+ Super Poster.
 
RichardPON's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 23,377
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Rs500 Registrar
No Rich , thats down your way due to all the imigrants that have taken your jobs





Us northerners never had any jobs and we dont claim dole , we claim job seekers

I think not. No immigrants are qualified for our jobs down here! Still, most immigrants should be qualified to deep fry a mars bar so shall we send them up your way?
Old 03-02-2009, 07:40 AM
  #21  
Chip
*** Sierra RS Custard ***
iTrader: (3)
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 47,250
Received 22 Likes on 14 Posts
Default

About 80% absense at our place, but most folk are setup to work from home anyway so doesnt really matter if they come in or not.

Im working on an urgent project at the moment, so came in yesterday and then worked through the night as well, properly ahead of schedule now, so once thats finished Ive done my weeks work anyway so going to just start my holiday early as ive got next week booked off anyway.
Old 03-02-2009, 07:56 AM
  #22  
ECU Monitor Enthusiast
BANNED
BANNED
iTrader: (1)
 
ECU Monitor Enthusiast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 12,483
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I work about 20 miles away from my office and made it in today.

The 5 others I share the office with who live in the same town where I work didnt... LOL

I wish Ford had put 4x4 on my ST
Old 03-02-2009, 07:59 AM
  #23  
999
BANNED
BANNED
 
999's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,235
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

our roads are horrific, we used a merc g wagon to get about and to be honest even that shouldnt be ont he road, sliding all over the place, did manage to tap the curb a few times

anyone with a normal car wouldnt have a chance getting anywere, theres cars abandoned all over the place its like some mad movie scene
Old 03-02-2009, 08:14 AM
  #24  
Chip
*** Sierra RS Custard ***
iTrader: (3)
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 47,250
Received 22 Likes on 14 Posts
Default

Yeah its mental the number of abandoned cars on some of the routes Ive been down in the last couple of days.

Makes it a real hazzard cause if you do slide off anywere it means instead of tapping a kerb or just sliding a bit, you hit metalwork with someone.

Obviously not a problem up north, as so few of them can afford cars in the first place so traffic volumes are much lower.
Old 03-02-2009, 08:17 AM
  #25  
CossieRich
Did Someone Mention TUV
iTrader: (1)
 
CossieRich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 17,169
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

It really was errier driving to work today. Saw 2 other cars. Strange feeling but still had the whole road to myself to practise with the handbrake
Old 03-02-2009, 08:34 AM
  #26  
GUZZLER
PassionFord Post Whore!!

iTrader: (3)
 
GUZZLER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Northants
Posts: 8,223
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by Glenny Boy
You are all clever. Not like us dumb as fook northerners.


Old 03-02-2009, 08:37 AM
  #27  
Chip
*** Sierra RS Custard ***
iTrader: (3)
 
Chip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 47,250
Received 22 Likes on 14 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by CossieRich
It really was errier driving to work today. Saw 2 other cars. Strange feeling but still had the whole road to myself to practise with the handbrake
The funny thing is that at the moment although people are having to slow down a bit for the ice, there is no traffic, so some of the people getting into work here are saying its taken then less time than it normally would
Old 03-02-2009, 08:54 AM
  #28  
kosman
sideways all the way!
 
kosman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: derbys
Posts: 8,213
Received 5 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

is every1 watching the dipshit southerners falling down the london train station steps? they all looked surprised they slipped on ice
Old 03-02-2009, 09:00 AM
  #29  
_SpeedX_
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
iTrader: (1)
 
_SpeedX_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: West Midlands
Posts: 906
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

i work 15miles from my house and the amount of people who said they cant get in who live closer because are the snow are unreal! theres no snow on the roads here!

i got in fine!

Southern puffs lol
Old 03-02-2009, 09:47 AM
  #30  
R4N SS
Professional Waffler
iTrader: (6)
 
R4N SS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: ?
Posts: 27,161
Received 147 Likes on 139 Posts
Default

hey any excuse not to go into work.

having said that i had to come into work today
Old 03-02-2009, 09:54 AM
  #31  
Graceland
Team HOTHOT!

 
Graceland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Huddersfield Drives: Trains ;)
Posts: 19,065
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Fine here for me, took a while to get home last night from Leeds mind

But on a positive note, I did cost Northern Rail over Ł11,000 in delay fines yesterday on one small trip from Leeds to Selby - it caused:

23 delayed trains (freight and other companies)
1 cancellation
1 part cancellation
385 delay mins


I'm quite proud of that one

But fuck me, its a long way at 20mph from Garforth (just outside of Leeds) to Selby - 40 mins late arriving
Old 03-02-2009, 10:01 AM
  #32  
Lee Reynolds
Professional Waffler
 
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: south yorkshire
Posts: 25,712
Received 127 Likes on 97 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by brad
The problem here is all the northern monkeys that have moved down to us for a better quality of life , clogging our roads up! and as we all know , you cant drive for shit! its just safer to stay off the roads till you all crash into each other
Funny that, with us having a mass influx of nancies over the last few years!
Old 03-02-2009, 10:04 AM
  #33  
Lee Reynolds
Professional Waffler
 
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: south yorkshire
Posts: 25,712
Received 127 Likes on 97 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Graceland
Fine here for me, took a while to get home last night from Leeds mind

But on a positive note, I did cost Northern Rail over Ł11,000 in delay fines yesterday on one small trip from Leeds to Selby - it caused:

23 delayed trains (freight and other companies)
1 cancellation
1 part cancellation
385 delay mins


I'm quite proud of that one

But fuck me, its a long way at 20mph from Garforth (just outside of Leeds) to Selby - 40 mins late arriving
fines still get handed out even in diverse weather conditions?
Old 03-02-2009, 10:07 AM
  #34  
Twins
15K+ Super Poster!!
iTrader: (18)
 
Twins's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: ESSEX
Posts: 18,043
Received 118 Likes on 110 Posts
Default

Snow tyres+mondeo=will travel
Old 03-02-2009, 10:58 AM
  #35  
Graceland
Team HOTHOT!

 
Graceland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Huddersfield Drives: Trains ;)
Posts: 19,065
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
fines still get handed out even in diverse weather conditions?

Yup

That 11k doesn't include the 1 full cancelation (it was a TPE service) so that will be another 1k or thereabouts

All "invisible" money tho you understand - just something for the bean counters to moan at
Old 03-02-2009, 11:19 AM
  #36  
haighlsby
PassionFord Regular
 
haighlsby's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 369
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Bit of snow? No problem on a moped!
Old 03-02-2009, 11:23 AM
  #37  
tabetha
20K+ Super Poster.
 
tabetha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: uk
Posts: 24,596
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

I was pissed that the local school sent my lad home yesterday at 2pm, when they normally finish at 3:15, "due to the weather", the roads had all cleared up since the morning and all the snow melted, the two other schools didn't only the high school, roads were pretty clear, just icy in the morning.
This morning witnessed a van slide at a give way and plough into a young girls corsa, was like a skating rink at the + roads, even the wpc slipped on here arse!!
tabetha
Old 03-02-2009, 11:51 AM
  #38  
dojj
Resident Wrestling Legend
iTrader: (3)
 
dojj's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Little India
Posts: 50,018
Received 258 Likes on 221 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by RichardPON
I think not. No immigrants are qualified for our jobs down here! Still, most immigrants should be qualified to deep fry a mars bar so shall we send them up your way?
apparently they are on strike because they are hiring italins to fry their mars bars

probably because they are using healthy olive oil and not brent crude like ususal
Old 03-02-2009, 04:01 PM
  #39  
Rhys
15K+ Super Poster!!
 
Rhys's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: South Wales, GB
Posts: 18,745
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Makes me laugh. We had heavy snow here for about 2 hours, the civil service all get sent home etc Us people in pvt sector continued to work and guess what by 4-5pm major roads etc was clear.

Makes me laugh people always panic.
Old 03-02-2009, 04:24 PM
  #40  
Thrush
Irritating c........

iTrader: (1)
 
Thrush's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Dark Side of the Moon...
Posts: 21,265
Received 147 Likes on 126 Posts
Default

Lol, I live in the south and had no problem going to work. Got up at 6, got in the van at 7, was in work by 8 - no problem, so sweat.....

I was out and about in it all day long, driving here, driving there, got home in half an hour - I don't see what the fuss is about

It's only cos some people seem to have a complete inability to understand how to drive in the snow! They try to drive and think the way to get a car to gain momentum is to press the accelorater(sp) some more - resulting in wheel spinning and snaking over the road. We got a guy at work that claims he was stuck at every job he went to and one job tok him 25mins to get away from the kerb


Quick Reply: Snow in the south and your all buggered



All times are GMT. The time now is 07:30 AM.