clean joke for you
15-01-2009, 01:27 PM
#1
clean joke for you
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation,
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation,
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
15-01-2009, 01:45 PM
#6
The only difference between marriage and prison is
that at least prisoners do get to finish a sentence
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Marriage is the only war which you sleep with the enemy
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all
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My wife ran off with my best friend and I really miss
him
that at least prisoners do get to finish a sentence
____________________________________________
Marriage is the only war which you sleep with the enemy
____________________________________________
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all
_____________________________________________
My wife ran off with my best friend and I really miss
him
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15-01-2009, 02:31 PM
#13
chill ballin they are just jokes some one sent me, if you don't like them don't read them
Some pf member thought they were funny so sent them to me.I though I would share them with you.
I apologise that I know nothing about ford rs's or cosworths
If any topic or post personally offends you the correct procedure is to click the red triangle and report it to the moderator team
Some pf member thought they were funny so sent them to me.I though I would share them with you.
I apologise that I know nothing about ford rs's or cosworths
If any topic or post personally offends you the correct procedure is to click the red triangle and report it to the moderator team
Last edited by Turbosystems; 15-01-2009 at 02:34 PM.
15-01-2009, 03:24 PM
#16
roflol
Good job I have a sense of humour
Thats not true though lee she married me for love she divorced me for money
I was born a poor person I worked 24/7 for over 20 years, it was only the property boom where the money came from but that isn't real money as 08/09 shows I bought back a house that is now worth less than i paid for it lol
Good job I have a sense of humour
Thats not true though lee she married me for love she divorced me for money
I was born a poor person I worked 24/7 for over 20 years, it was only the property boom where the money came from but that isn't real money as 08/09 shows I bought back a house that is now worth less than i paid for it lol
15-01-2009, 04:42 PM
#17
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million quid." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million quid. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death.................
15-01-2009, 07:38 PM
#18
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million quid." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million quid. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death.................
16-01-2009, 09:58 AM
#23
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
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