Paddy Goes To A Disco... **Joke**
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Paddy Goes To A Disco... **Joke**
Paddy was in the disco. He asks a girl, "Fancy a fuck?" She replied "I'm on my menstrual cycle" "Great" said Paddy, "I'm on my scooter, I'll follow you home...
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Paddy is appearing on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'. Chris Tarrant:
"Paddy, you've done very well so far - Ł64,000 and 1 life left - phone a friend, the next question will give you Ł125,000 if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will be out of the game and drop to Ł32,000 - are you ready?"
Paddy : "For sure Chris I am"
Chris : " On the screen is a photo of a current Manchester United player as a baby - which Manchester United player is it - now think about this carefully Paddy its worth Ł125,000 only 3 questions away from the million"
Paddy : " I think I know who it is ........er....but I'm not 100% sure, no I'm sure its Beckham , I'm sure its Beckham (pause) can I phone a friend
Chris just to be sure ?"
Chris: "Yes Paddy who do you want to phone ?"
Paddy : "I'll phone Murphy".......... (ringing)
Murphy : "Hello"
Chris : "Hello Murphy its Chris Tarrant here from who wants to be a millionaire - I have Paddy O'Reilly here and he is doing really well on Ł64,000 but needs your help to get to Ł125,000 - Murphy are you next to the fax machine as this is a visual question I'm faxing you a photo now have you received it ?"
Murphy : "Yes"
Chris: " The next voice you hear will be Paddys - he'll explain the question and you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Paddy" Paddy : " Murphy that photo is a baby photo of what current Man Utd player - I'm sure its Beckham what do you think ?" Murphy : "Its never Beckham its obviously Smicheal" Paddy : "You think ?"
Murphy : "I'm sure "
Paddy : " Thanks Murphy "(hangs up)
Chris : "Well a difference of opinion - do you want to stick on Ł64,000 or play on for Ł125,000 Paddy"
Paddy : "I want to play, I am so sure its Beckham I am going to go with me first answer - Beckham"
Chris : "Is that your final answer"
Paddy : "It is"
Chris : "Are you confident"
Paddy : "Yes fairly"
Chris : "Paddy .....you had Ł64,000 and you said Beckham - if its right you win Ł125,000 if its wrong you go away with Ł32,000 -
......... (drum roll) It was wrong - sorry Paddy. Here is your cheque for ?32,000 you have been a great contestant and a real gambler - audience please put your hands together for Paddy"
............ clapping
Paddy : "Before I go Chris - what was the correct answer its killing me"
Chris : "Andy Cole"
"Paddy, you've done very well so far - Ł64,000 and 1 life left - phone a friend, the next question will give you Ł125,000 if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will be out of the game and drop to Ł32,000 - are you ready?"
Paddy : "For sure Chris I am"
Chris : " On the screen is a photo of a current Manchester United player as a baby - which Manchester United player is it - now think about this carefully Paddy its worth Ł125,000 only 3 questions away from the million"
Paddy : " I think I know who it is ........er....but I'm not 100% sure, no I'm sure its Beckham , I'm sure its Beckham (pause) can I phone a friend
Chris just to be sure ?"
Chris: "Yes Paddy who do you want to phone ?"
Paddy : "I'll phone Murphy".......... (ringing)
Murphy : "Hello"
Chris : "Hello Murphy its Chris Tarrant here from who wants to be a millionaire - I have Paddy O'Reilly here and he is doing really well on Ł64,000 but needs your help to get to Ł125,000 - Murphy are you next to the fax machine as this is a visual question I'm faxing you a photo now have you received it ?"
Murphy : "Yes"
Chris: " The next voice you hear will be Paddys - he'll explain the question and you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Paddy" Paddy : " Murphy that photo is a baby photo of what current Man Utd player - I'm sure its Beckham what do you think ?" Murphy : "Its never Beckham its obviously Smicheal" Paddy : "You think ?"
Murphy : "I'm sure "
Paddy : " Thanks Murphy "(hangs up)
Chris : "Well a difference of opinion - do you want to stick on Ł64,000 or play on for Ł125,000 Paddy"
Paddy : "I want to play, I am so sure its Beckham I am going to go with me first answer - Beckham"
Chris : "Is that your final answer"
Paddy : "It is"
Chris : "Are you confident"
Paddy : "Yes fairly"
Chris : "Paddy .....you had Ł64,000 and you said Beckham - if its right you win Ł125,000 if its wrong you go away with Ł32,000 -
......... (drum roll) It was wrong - sorry Paddy. Here is your cheque for ?32,000 you have been a great contestant and a real gambler - audience please put your hands together for Paddy"
............ clapping
Paddy : "Before I go Chris - what was the correct answer its killing me"
Chris : "Andy Cole"
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