matts1

My old lady just calls me, she say "my brain is haddled" I say why.

She says " I just tried to ring a friend on my mobile and couldn't get a dailing tone, I gave it to the chap next to me and asked him what was wrong with it, why can't I get a dailing tone??"

He said.....

"because it is a calculator"

Bless my old ladies twisted brain.

chris85uk1

Was in the car with mi mam the other week going to a Christening, didnt know the place/area so i put my satnav on rather than try and remember the directions in my head, so were going down the road and satnav says "turn left 300 yards" and mi mam said "im not turning left down there i dont know the road" i couldnt stop laughing, dont think shes got the concept behind Satnav yet!!

Rick Astley

My mum has tried to sign something at the post office with a tampon... got in the back of her own car at the petrol station and done countless other embarassing stuff!