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14-09-2008, 10:25 AM
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why is it??
...that when im by meself in the car, no other fooker on the road wants to play with me 
yet when ive got the missus in the car, or somehings wrong with it and im limping it home, OR im in my shitty runabout, i get all the pricks attack me 
always bloody happens. happened just, taking the missus to work, had this plum trying it on in a red civic type r right up my arse, i would of eat him for brekkie, but with the missus pulling at the steering wheel, pulling he handbrake up and opening the door trying to jump out, shouting "YOU DARE TRY AND RACE HIM AND ILL CRASH YOUR CAR MYSELF"..... the civic tootles past me with a smile on his face, thinking hes just done a focus rs
shes done it to me with a focus st up me crack, a audi a3 full of chavs dump valving next to me, and an m3. yet when im on my jack jones, it never happens
next time she does it, im gonna roll her out the car on the m42
yet when ive got the missus in the car, or somehings wrong with it and im limping it home, OR im in my shitty runabout, i get all the pricks attack me always bloody happens. happened just, taking the missus to work, had this plum trying it on in a red civic type r right up my arse, i would of eat him for brekkie, but with the missus pulling at the steering wheel, pulling he handbrake up and opening the door trying to jump out, shouting "YOU DARE TRY AND RACE HIM AND ILL CRASH YOUR CAR MYSELF"..... the civic tootles past me with a smile on his face, thinking hes just done a focus rs shes done it to me with a focus st up me crack, a audi a3 full of chavs dump valving next to me, and an m3. yet when im on my jack jones, it never happens next time she does it, im gonna roll her out the car on the m42
14-09-2008, 10:37 AM
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i seem to get everything wanna race me for some reason, from a bentley, a fucking lexus and a fucking moped !!!!
its rare i take them up on it officer
one time i was having a play with a fireblade,,,,,,,, fucking radiator split
its rare i take them up on it officer
one time i was having a play with a fireblade,,,,,,,, fucking radiator split
14-09-2008, 10:43 AM
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i always come across the good cars id race when im not in my cossied bmw. when im in that i hardly ever see any decent motors to race.
bikes are good to race, theyll get a head start off the mark but once we get higher up i used to real them in and then pass on a corner/roundabout only for them to then get the head start again on the straight ....and so on. had a race with that biker for quite a few miles , i think he was surprised at how fast my old bmw estate was
bikes are good to race, theyll get a head start off the mark but once we get higher up i used to real them in and then pass on a corner/roundabout only for them to then get the head start again on the straight ....and so on. had a race with that biker for quite a few miles , i think he was surprised at how fast my old bmw estate was
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...that when im by meself in the car, no other fooker on the road wants to play with me yet when ive got the missus in the car, or somehings wrong with it and im limping it home, OR im in my shitty runabout, i get all the pricks attack me always bloody happens. happened just, taking the missus to work, had this plum trying it on in a red civic type r right up my arse, i would of eat him for brekkie, but with the missus pulling at the steering wheel, pulling he handbrake up and opening the door trying to jump out, shouting "YOU DARE TRY AND RACE HIM AND ILL CRASH YOUR CAR MYSELF"..... the civic tootles past me with a smile on his face, thinking hes just done a focus rs shes done it to me with a focus st up me crack, a audi a3 full of chavs dump valving next to me, and an m3. yet when im on my jack jones, it never happens
next time she does it, im gonna roll her out the car on the m42
yet when ive got the missus in the car, or somehings wrong with it and im limping it home, OR im in my shitty runabout, i get all the pricks attack me always bloody happens. happened just, taking the missus to work, had this plum trying it on in a red civic type r right up my arse, i would of eat him for brekkie, but with the missus pulling at the steering wheel, pulling he handbrake up and opening the door trying to jump out, shouting "YOU DARE TRY AND RACE HIM AND ILL CRASH YOUR CAR MYSELF"..... the civic tootles past me with a smile on his face, thinking hes just done a focus rs shes done it to me with a focus st up me crack, a audi a3 full of chavs dump valving next to me, and an m3. yet when im on my jack jones, it never happens next time she does it, im gonna roll her out the car on the m42
Fucking did my head in
I even tried blaggin her that it was like goin on a rollercoaster because she loves goin on rollercoasters, she wouldnt even try it.
As soon as she wasnt in the car though.............
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My mrs is exactly the same, she used to know when the turbo started spooling up that the car was about to go quite fast, "DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!"
Fucking did my head in
I even tried blaggin her that it was like goin on a rollercoaster because she loves goin on rollercoasters, she wouldnt even try it.
As soon as she wasnt in the car though.............
Fucking did my head in
I even tried blaggin her that it was like goin on a rollercoaster because she loves goin on rollercoasters, she wouldnt even try it.
As soon as she wasnt in the car though.............
Benni.
