best man's speech open liners
26-08-2008 | 08:49 AM
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How I started my Speech at Rob's wedding:
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Some of you already know me, and others among you are more fortunate, well the reason that im here is that Rob came to me and said he wanted me to help him out with preparing for the most important day of his life. As things went so well on that first fateful day at the racetrack with his car, he said that I may as well help out again if he ever got married.
26-08-2008 | 11:58 AM
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my cousin got a big laugh in his best man speech when reading messages from people who were unable to make the wedding
""""""I have a message for the groom to say,sorry i cant be with you on this happy day,im sure you both look amazing and are having a great day. I cant believe one of my best friends is getting married and im unable to be there.I guess there is going to be no more of our late night drinking sessions and fantastic pool parties,im going to miss that so much.Have a great day all.
Signed M.Barrymore"""""""
Got a big laugh that one
""""""I have a message for the groom to say,sorry i cant be with you on this happy day,im sure you both look amazing and are having a great day. I cant believe one of my best friends is getting married and im unable to be there.I guess there is going to be no more of our late night drinking sessions and fantastic pool parties,im going to miss that so much.Have a great day all.
Signed M.Barrymore"""""""
Got a big laugh that one
26-08-2008 | 05:52 PM
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my cousin got a big laugh in his best man speech when reading messages from people who were unable to make the wedding
""""""I have a message for the groom to say,sorry i cant be with you on this happy day,im sure you both look amazing and are having a great day. I cant believe one of my best friends is getting married and im unable to be there.I guess there is going to be no more of our late night drinking sessions and fantastic pool parties,im going to miss that so much.Have a great day all.
Signed M.Barrymore"""""""
Got a big laugh that one
""""""I have a message for the groom to say,sorry i cant be with you on this happy day,im sure you both look amazing and are having a great day. I cant believe one of my best friends is getting married and im unable to be there.I guess there is going to be no more of our late night drinking sessions and fantastic pool parties,im going to miss that so much.Have a great day all.
Signed M.Barrymore"""""""
Got a big laugh that one
27-08-2008 | 08:40 PM
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not much help but at my wedding I stood up and (bearing in mind my 100E was the wedding car) said:
what can I say........... doesn't she look stunning today, I have never seen her looking so good,(loads of aws from the guests!) we have had our ups and downs but we finally made it here today and I really think the green paint really looks good in the sunlight..
the whole place was in stiches thinking I was talking about the wife..
she actually still brings it up when we have a barny lol
made the rest of my speech easy..
steve
what can I say........... doesn't she look stunning today, I have never seen her looking so good,(loads of aws from the guests!) we have had our ups and downs but we finally made it here today and I really think the green paint really looks good in the sunlight..
the whole place was in stiches thinking I was talking about the wife..
she actually still brings it up when we have a barny lol
made the rest of my speech easy..
steve
27-08-2008 | 08:45 PM
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You could always stand up say " 3 and 4.. 34 in your best bingo callers voice... say oops sorry wrong night then sit back down again"
or in this speech there will be no lewd comments about the groom , no racist, sexist offensive jokes... well thats the end of my speech goodnight.
or in this speech there will be no lewd comments about the groom , no racist, sexist offensive jokes... well thats the end of my speech goodnight.
27-08-2008 | 10:53 PM
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not much help but at my wedding I stood up and (bearing in mind my 100E was the wedding car) said:
what can I say........... doesn't she look stunning today, I have never seen her looking so good,(loads of aws from the guests!) we have had our ups and downs but we finally made it here today and I really think the green paint really looks good in the sunlight..
the whole place was in stiches thinking I was talking about the wife..
she actually still brings it up when we have a barny lol
made the rest of my speech easy..
steve
what can I say........... doesn't she look stunning today, I have never seen her looking so good,(loads of aws from the guests!) we have had our ups and downs but we finally made it here today and I really think the green paint really looks good in the sunlight..
the whole place was in stiches thinking I was talking about the wife..
she actually still brings it up when we have a barny lol
made the rest of my speech easy..
steve
Thats quality!
28-08-2008 | 10:15 PM
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This is the Best mans speech I did for my brothers wedding, to say I was bricking it was an understatement! Watch the last 3 mins and it's quite funny! Best of luck with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1FjV2Ab0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1FjV2Ab0w
28-08-2008 | 10:54 PM
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This is the Best mans speech I did for my brothers wedding, to say I was bricking it was an understatement! Watch the last 3 mins and it's quite funny! Best of luck with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1FjV2Ab0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1FjV2Ab0w
my wife watched it with me,she was waiting for the firemen too
29-08-2008 | 01:44 AM
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I cheated a bit with mine but still managed to fluff it up paying for full access to thebestmanspeech.com - it didnt help that i looked it up the night before the wedding.
line below is from the site example page
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Let me first say that the bridesmaids look absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride, Linda. And, I'm sure you'll agree with me gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as another beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, I'm sure you'll agree that today's passing by without much of a ripple.
line below is from the site example page
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Let me first say that the bridesmaids look absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride, Linda. And, I'm sure you'll agree with me gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as another beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, I'm sure you'll agree that today's passing by without much of a ripple.
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