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Old 26-08-2008, 08:49 AM
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How I started my Speech at Rob's wedding:

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Some of you already know me, and others among you are more fortunate, well the reason that im here is that Rob came to me and said he wanted me to help him out with preparing for the most important day of his life. As things went so well on that first fateful day at the racetrack with his car, he said that I may as well help out again if he ever got married.
Old 26-08-2008, 09:49 AM
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"well it was only this time last yer i met <groom> in the local brothle......
Old 26-08-2008, 11:58 AM
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my cousin got a big laugh in his best man speech when reading messages from people who were unable to make the wedding

""""""I have a message for the groom to say,sorry i cant be with you on this happy day,im sure you both look amazing and are having a great day. I cant believe one of my best friends is getting married and im unable to be there.I guess there is going to be no more of our late night drinking sessions and fantastic pool parties,im going to miss that so much.Have a great day all.




Signed M.Barrymore"""""""

Got a big laugh that one
Old 26-08-2008, 12:07 PM
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i prepared a few lines for tonight...............took them earlier in the toilet so im good to go
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Originally Posted by aaron147
my cousin got a big laugh in his best man speech when reading messages from people who were unable to make the wedding

""""""I have a message for the groom to say,sorry i cant be with you on this happy day,im sure you both look amazing and are having a great day. I cant believe one of my best friends is getting married and im unable to be there.I guess there is going to be no more of our late night drinking sessions and fantastic pool parties,im going to miss that so much.Have a great day all.




Signed M.Barrymore"""""""

Got a big laugh that one

Old 27-08-2008, 08:00 PM
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Old 27-08-2008, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by the youth
not much help but at my wedding I stood up and (bearing in mind my 100E was the wedding car) said:
what can I say........... doesn't she look stunning today, I have never seen her looking so good,(loads of aws from the guests!) we have had our ups and downs but we finally made it here today and I really think the green paint really looks good in the sunlight..

the whole place was in stiches thinking I was talking about the wife..
she actually still brings it up when we have a barny lol

made the rest of my speech easy..

steve

Old 27-08-2008, 08:45 PM
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You could always stand up say " 3 and 4.. 34 in your best bingo callers voice... say oops sorry wrong night then sit back down again"

or in this speech there will be no lewd comments about the groom , no racist, sexist offensive jokes... well thats the end of my speech goodnight.
Old 27-08-2008, 09:16 PM
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Off the top of my head.....


When it comes to your speech, say

"I guess it's my turn now," wink at the bride and say " I bet you've heard that before!"
Old 27-08-2008, 09:18 PM
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i said"ladies and getlemen ,i hope you like my speach! as the groom says if i do a good job this time i can be the bestman at his next wedding too!".
Old 27-08-2008, 09:21 PM
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i gotta speech to do some of theese might come in handy
Old 27-08-2008, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by the youth
not much help but at my wedding I stood up and (bearing in mind my 100E was the wedding car) said:
what can I say........... doesn't she look stunning today, I have never seen her looking so good,(loads of aws from the guests!) we have had our ups and downs but we finally made it here today and I really think the green paint really looks good in the sunlight..

the whole place was in stiches thinking I was talking about the wife..
she actually still brings it up when we have a barny lol

made the rest of my speech easy..

steve

Thats quality!
Old 28-08-2008, 10:15 PM
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This is the Best mans speech I did for my brothers wedding, to say I was bricking it was an understatement! Watch the last 3 mins and it's quite funny! Best of luck with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1FjV2Ab0w
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Originally Posted by andyescos
This is the Best mans speech I did for my brothers wedding, to say I was bricking it was an understatement! Watch the last 3 mins and it's quite funny! Best of luck with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1FjV2Ab0w
just watched your speech,well done it was very good! good on you for posting it up

my wife watched it with me,she was waiting for the firemen too
Old 29-08-2008, 01:44 AM
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I cheated a bit with mine but still managed to fluff it up paying for full access to thebestmanspeech.com - it didnt help that i looked it up the night before the wedding.

line below is from the site example page

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Let me first say that the bridesmaids look absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride, Linda. And, I'm sure you'll agree with me gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as another beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, I'm sure you'll agree that today's passing by without much of a ripple.
Old 29-08-2008, 08:07 AM
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"Ladies and Gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to .........................
sit on bath taps"
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Old 02-09-2008, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dovboy
i said"ladies and getlemen ,i hope you like my speach! as the groom says if i do a good job this time i can be the bestman at his next wedding too!".
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