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Old 16-08-2008, 09:59 PM
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Default midget on a bike...

today, whilst driving through swindon i think i have seen possibly the most funniest thing in the world ever.

whilst driving through town a clocked a bicycle come craning round a corner, properly banked over like, and had a double take....

the said to the missus, thats not...

fuck me, that IS a midget on a bike!!

we both then pissed ourselvs as this mother fucker peddaling like he was in the olympics on for a gold


it was definatly a 'damn, i soo wish i had a video camera' moment.

sorry, no pics so ill shut the fuck up.

but my god, it hurt we laughed so much
Old 16-08-2008, 10:01 PM
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Thats against human rights you should be banned!!



lol bet it was a double take moment
Old 16-08-2008, 10:02 PM
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At least could of knocked "Willow" off and posed with him
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human rights my arse!

so what the fuck do you call a midget these days?

short ass?

lofty?

or what?

Old 16-08-2008, 10:04 PM
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shouldnt laught but it is funny .

i saw one the other week was on the bypass and up comes this car next to me didnt think much of it til it was dead level with me i looked and guees what i saw ..........a midget driving a 5series bmw with what can only be described as the biggest booster seat i have ever seen in my life. i couldn't belive it i had to double take then cried with laughter all the way home .

shouldn't laugh but couldn't help myself
Old 16-08-2008, 10:08 PM
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No way, I have to see this. Go and find him. The image I have in my head has me laughing.

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Originally Posted by Fudgey
human rights my arse!

so what the fuck do you call a midget these days?

short ass?

lofty?

or what?


Er hmmm maybe a shorter but equal human lol must of been funny as fuck

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Old 16-08-2008, 10:09 PM
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lol, this dude rocking a propper bmx, but i feel he may have benifitted from another gear
Old 16-08-2008, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
lol, this dude rocking a propper bmx, but i feel he may have benifitted from another gear
Fpmsl!
Old 16-08-2008, 10:37 PM
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that was me you cunt!













Old 16-08-2008, 10:38 PM
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serves you fucking right then
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
serves you fucking right then

you horrible bastard, its not there fault there small!


I mean look at AJ, he may not be able to reach the top selfs at supermarkets but he seems alright....


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pmsl @ horrible basitid!

you said it was you, i just said you need another gear lol

ive met AJ a couple of times, and bee in his old tommi mak that was very cool, and the reason i want an evo lol

but anyway, this chap was much shorter than AJ too, so must have been his brother
Old 16-08-2008, 11:04 PM
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Theres a midget girl i occasionly see near my mates house. Disturbing thing is she's hot....
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this guy wasnt lol.

what made the scene even funnier was when i said i expecting jonny knoxville to come running round the corner after him

man, im in stiches just thinking about it.

what i also didnt mention was that the cunt was also on the pavement, and had he dropped it, he would have been under my car lol.

Old 16-08-2008, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 89xr2
Theres a midget girl i occasionly see near my mates house. Disturbing thing is she's hot....

glad im no the only one who finds them sexually attractive
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Dan, you going tommrow?
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where?
Old 16-08-2008, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
where?

where do you think mate.....the moon?


LOL
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
this guy wasnt lol.

what made the scene even funnier was when i said i expecting jonny knoxville to come running round the corner after him


AFPMSL!
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LOL!! theres one that rides past my house every day LOL!! he's tiny and has a kiddies bike, and his lil legs are going as fast as he can and he's there givin it some .. going absolutely nowhere!!! has me in absolute stitches the poor lil thing
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Originally Posted by 89xr2
Theres a midget girl i occasionly see near my mates house. Disturbing thing is she's hot....
how can a midget be hot? that is indeed disturbing
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
how can a midget be hot? that is indeed disturbing

just the fact that you could throw them about in the bedroom
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Old 18-08-2008, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
how can a midget be hot? that is indeed disturbing
Thats why it's disturbing.. because she IS hot...
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pisser..... there is loads on youtube.
check this one out... look at his little legs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60IaOOvRAI
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i saw an old man reading hardcore porn in a maccys while drinking his coffee sunday afternoon, and tho it wasnt as funny as a midget going flat out on a bike, it was pretty funny
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Can't believe you horrible bastards are laughing at a midgets misfortune.
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haha that would be well funny to see. was it a full size bike or a specialzed small bike ?
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Originally Posted by kevnoize
haha that would be well funny to see. was it a full size bike or a specialzed small bike ?
They have bikes like this apparently...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqw4Z...eature=related

(snigger)
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read the bit that says on a bmx LOL

stav, did you ask for a look lol?
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haha fuckin mint.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Can't believe you horrible bastards are laughing at a midgets misfortune.
laughing at someone elses misfortune makes us feel better about our own sad lives.
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My reply was sarcasm....


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Originally Posted by fuzzy
laughing at someone elses misfortune makes us feel better about our own sad lives.
get fucked, i was laughing because it was funniest thing i think ive ever seen!!

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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
My reply was sarcasm....


mine wasnt
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i can just imagine it now. midgets are funny little fuckers anyway. u cant pass 1 without laughing. mind u probs wunt see him neway ha ha....
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
human rights my arse!

so what the fuck do you call a midget these days?

short ass?

lofty?

or what?

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED
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vertically challenged midget dwarf small short little people wee tiny twig little person audrey size doesn't matter love-puppet trying hard bonsai quality ...

LOL
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like a iccle monkey riding a greyhound



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