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Old 01-08-2008, 01:38 PM
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Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms.

Men say "Big fucking deal. Try faking an entire relationship just for a shag"


Old 01-08-2008, 01:40 PM
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lol
there is no such thing a premature ejaculation



its always bang on time for me
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by blacky.
lol
there is no such thing a premature ejaculation



its always bang on time for me
well done...

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I've just sent it to a girl I know.... awaits reply
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this i gotta see lol
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Originally Posted by COCHYN
well done...


i will put it with my others lol


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Old 01-08-2008, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms.

Men say "Big fucking deal. Try faking an entire relationship just for a shag"


thats the kind of thing you say to your woman when she's trying to be clever and you just want to end the argument full stop - thats the money shot right there
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i sent it to my girlfriend and she replied.......
what u enplying mate!!
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they think theyre being clever but they dont realise that most guys dont care if theyre faking it as long as the guys happy. with them faking it it saves the guy the effort of carrying on once he's finished.
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
they think theyre being clever but they dont realise that most guys dont care if theyre faking it as long as the guys happy. with them faking it it saves the guy the effort of carrying on once he's finished.
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms.

Men say "Big fucking deal. Try faking an entire relationship just for a shag"


Old 01-08-2008, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by bournemouthbmx
i sent it to my girlfriend and she replied.......
what u enplying mate!!
no shag for you then this weekend not with your girlfriend
women don't have a sense of humour that men are aware of
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wife gets naked and asks her hubby "what turns you on more my pretty face or my sexy body?"

hubby looks her up and down and replies "your fuckin sense of humour".
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Originally Posted by Mitsy FQ
no shag for you then this weekend not with your girlfriend
women don't have a sense of humour that men are aware of
Tony,

Women do have a sense of humour mate. Its called men we are what they laugh at except they think we dont know that
Old 01-08-2008, 06:01 PM
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LOL

How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you?... You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth
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