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Old 31-07-2008, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by susanrs
firstly i have no assciation with whoever this ea is

secondly i have clearly no bollox (im female) but a nicely trimmed muff

thirdly the reason i posted on this thread was because im sick and tired of the reyland brigade showing off with top speeds, turnover figures, spending stupid amounts of money to show off at the gumball when after the last episode you make a right prick of yourself

and lastly and the main reason i decided to post on here after my pm was treated with the distain you have in buckets is
my uncle had an escort cossie stolen and hey presto it turned up much much later with a new haircut and a moustache (new id).
so martin what do u say now eh???
anyone that sticks up for you now will either be your best mate or have never suffered a car theft and the legal grief there after.

its easy have all the best gear and spend stupid amounts of money when you clearly havent earned it in the right way originally

The small 'i' and general method of posting makes me think this is you know who

Hope I am wrong, REALLY do....

Thought he had finally changed...


Its TOTAL bollox as well. What martin did had NOTHING to do with car theft or Fords.
Old 31-07-2008, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
has anyone got anything good to say about EA then? There must be one surely
they make good sports simulator games
Old 31-07-2008, 10:53 AM
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Does anybody know exactly what work he did for all these WRC teams?????

Sure as hell can't be mapping? Making the tea????
Old 31-07-2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by dunlop2008
PICS OR STFU @ this bit



JUST STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ this bit
beat me to it lol
Old 31-07-2008, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
they make good sports simulator games
No they dont, they just change players names and the date, then change the packaging!

Price stays the same mind!
Old 31-07-2008, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by MAD YUM
Oh dear, bet he did that with every customer
Well if one guy spent nearly Ł100,000 on his car there plus me Ł20,000+, plus all the "others", it all adds up to a massive amount of money!! I heard a rumour that one guys bill was that big, he had to raise a standing order to pay it!!!!!

And Ł140 for fuel to once map my car?? Where did he take it for mapping? Tunisia??? Barbados???........I will dig out the extras bill, Im sure I have it somewhere!!!
Old 31-07-2008, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattie
Does anybody know exactly what work he did for all these WRC teams?????

Sure as hell can't be mapping? Making the tea????
it was the mapping by him that made my engine go pop
Old 31-07-2008, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
You daft tart?
pmsl

Sorry that jus tickled me !!

I wouldn't have a 2nd thought about takin my pride & joy to Reyland & know the work would be 2nd to none & the car well cared for while there !!

One of the VERY best tuners in the Uk !!

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Old 31-07-2008, 10:58 AM
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so is susanrs phil ima ?

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Old 31-07-2008, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil
If you have a video of him in handcuffs then he has obviously been caught and punished for whatever it was he did and come out the other side a new person. It is the criminals who don't change that you need to worry about... (I say criminal loosely there as I don't have a clue what martin ever did)
There is no video, it's made up just like the uncle.

This is really easy for 'Susan' to prove... Let's see the video and relate the uncles car theft/mileage clock to me!! I recon he did an insurance job on it!
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Originally Posted by Phil
I would still rather take my car to Martin at Reyland knowing that he now runs a respectable and honest company who will do a great job than someone with a clean history who runs a cowboy operation of a company and could waste thousands.
Absolutely!!!!!! And I bet everyone on here agrees!!

I cant believe the cheek of this woman!!!
Old 31-07-2008, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattie
Does anybody know exactly what work he did for all these WRC teams?????

Sure as hell can't be mapping? Making the tea????
I understand he did "secondary mapping" ??? I bet Ahmed would know!!
Old 31-07-2008, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
I understand he did "secondary mapping" ??? I bet Ahmed would know!!
I wonder if they let him loose on the really important WRC stuff.. like the cold start map
Old 31-07-2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil
I wonder if they let him loose on the really important WRC stuff.. like the cold start map
ROFL!!!!
Old 31-07-2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
There is no video, it's made up just like the uncle.

This is really easy for 'Susan' to prove... Let's see the video and relate the uncles car theft/mileage clock to me!! I recon he did an insurance job on it!
They must be loopy then or just trying to take the attention away from EA after a Reylander started this post!
Old 31-07-2008, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Ripley
so is susanrs phil ima ?
This time I HOPE not....

I actually thought he had changed.

The general posting style and grammar does look like him though...

and what real women would say 'I have a nicely trimmed muff'

PhillipaRS? I hope not....
Old 31-07-2008, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
This time I HOPE not....

I actually thought he had changed.

The general posting style and grammar does look like him though...

and what real women would say 'I have a nicely trimmed muff'

PhillipaRS? I hope not....

Damn...I was getting the horn as well!!!!!
Old 31-07-2008, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
and what real women would say 'I have a nicely trimmed muff'

probably the type of woman who'd use a car forum and especially the muppet forum
Old 31-07-2008, 11:18 AM
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I think that this 'Susan' character needs banning until he provides a mod with proof of the accusations made
Old 31-07-2008, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
I understand he did "secondary mapping" ??? I bet Ahmed would know!!
Bugger all. After spending a great deal of money with him and having my car 'mapped' by him, a very well known, ex-Mountune, Cosworth tuner asked me why I would have my car mapped by a dyno operator???
Old 31-07-2008, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by susanrs
firstly i have no assciation with whoever this ea is

secondly i have clearly no bollox (im female) but a nicely trimmed muff

thirdly the reason i posted on this thread was because im sick and tired of the reyland brigade showing off with top speeds, turnover figures, spending stupid amounts of money to show off at the gumball when after the last episode you make a right prick of yourself

and lastly and the main reason i decided to post on here after my pm was treated with the distain you have in buckets is
my uncle had an escort cossie stolen and hey presto it turned up much much later with a new haircut and a moustache (new id).
so martin what do u say now eh???
anyone that sticks up for you now will either be your best mate or have never suffered a car theft and the legal grief there after.

its easy have all the best gear and spend stupid amounts of money when you clearly havent earned it in the right way originally
Show us your cock love..........
Old 31-07-2008, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Diablo
Bugger all. After spending a great deal of money with him and having my car 'mapped' by him, a very well known, ex-Mountune, Cosworth tuner asked me why I would have my car mapped by a dyno operator???
Scary Stuff !!!

What I cannot understand is, why would you send out an engine with a totally incorrect map, knowing it is going to catastrophically destroy itself a mile down the road?????????
Old 31-07-2008, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
I think that this 'Susan' character needs banning until he provides a mod with proof of the accusations made
i agree... if you can provide proof of your accusations then you will be allowed back..
this can be shown to either the police , the admin or any moderator on this site....
Old 31-07-2008, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
I think that this 'Susan' character needs banning until he provides a mod with proof of the accusations made
I couldnt agree more!!! I think a life time ban is in order if its someone pratting about!!!
Old 31-07-2008, 11:41 AM
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Susan, your uncle touched you as a child.












I have no basis for this accusation, but thought it only fair as you like making unfounded random comments towards people.
Old 31-07-2008, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Eagle
i agree... if you can provide proof of your accusations then you will be allowed back..
this can be shown to either the police , the admin or any moderator on this site....





Only fair IMO
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Originally Posted by SNP
Susan, your uncle touched you as a child.












I have no basis for this accusation, but thought it only fair as you like making unfounded random comments towards people.

Absolutely breathless with laughter!!! I almost slid off my chair from heaving...........
Old 31-07-2008, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by SNP
Susan, your uncle touched you as a child.












I have no basis for this accusation, but thought it only fair as you like making unfounded random comments towards people.

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ian get some work done and sort my clutch out lol
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Originally Posted by Nash_mr2
could be fake, how do we know you didnt just put the allen key there?

surely if you started it up you'd have heard it rattling like a bitch.

could be fake this

i say fake
Sooo.... Nash_mr2

Still reckon its a fake? and that I put in in there!

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Originally Posted by Porkie
Sooo.... Nash_mr2

Still reckon its a fake? and that I put in in there!

Do you have a niece called Susan
Old 31-07-2008, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by mk3cosworth
ian get some work done and sort my clutch out lol
I cant...Im laughing too much...

Will be in touch later!!!
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everyone has a past.get over it.
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Originally Posted by SNP
Do you have a niece called Susan
....who was fettled with by her Uncle?
Old 31-07-2008, 12:17 PM
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I have no idea on anyone's past so can only speak as I find - I've left my car @ Martin's on 2 or 3 occassions now and wouldn't hesitate to do so again. The standard of work is phenominal. Reyland def recommended by me.
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Originally Posted by Nash_mr2
could be fake, how do we know you didnt just put the allen key there?

surely if you started it up you'd have heard it rattling like a bitch.

could be fake this

i say fake
Originally Posted by Porkie
Sooo.... Nash_mr2

Still reckon its a fake? and that I put in in there!



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Originally Posted by bigchez
I have no idea on anyone's past so can only speak as I find - I've left my car @ Martin's on 2 or 3 occassions now and wouldn't hesitate to do so again. The standard of work is phenominal. Reyland def recommended by me.
Exactly. And there isnt a member with top spec car on this forum who who wouldnt take their car to Martin (if say their preferred tuner MAD/Harvey/Stu/Karl didnt exist!). And most who have engine work/mapping at these tuners drop their cars in to Martin for Transmission/special project work afterwards anyway!!!!

But how many of them would take their car to EA???

I think none, because they know there is a very good chance it will be knackered or overcharged!! Whereas from Martin there is a very good chance infact gauranteed that the work will be excellent and they wont get ripped off! Thats now here today, in 2008 where and when it counts!!!
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
....who was fettled with by her Uncle?
lol she could be a section 64, chick with dick
Old 31-07-2008, 12:43 PM
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yup either Reyland or Mad for me, both virtually local to me, both decent quality of work
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i really hope this Susan bell end isnt Phil


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