A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."


She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."


"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."


She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."


The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"


"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next lay-bye."


The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"


"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."


The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


Happy Halloween!

 

 

how amusing

 

PMSL