My mother.....is retarded...FACT!
31-10-2004, 03:14 PM
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My mother.....is retarded...FACT!
Tonight is Halloween (unless you have been sleeping under a rock since the dawn of time)....This is the only year that me and my mum have been in on halloween all night....as we've either had parties, or have been to them.
Yesterday she came home with witches hats, fake webs, face paints, glowsticks(???) glow in the dark plastic teeth & various other crap.
She gave the excuse she was going to her friends....and the 3 of them were going out....but she only took the witches hats?
So I came back from my dads earlier and we have stupid balloons all over the sodding place, ...my house looks like a sadistic santas grotto....
Mum, to my utter disbelief, has taken it upon herself to get
'a decent amount of trick or treaters tonight' (what the hell?why the fuck are you being so sad??)
Apparently we don't get enough because;
The path is too long and the fat kids cant be arsed to walk up it, or,
The house is too hidden and the kids can't see theres a path here at all?....(this is a problem, why,prey tell?and why have you hypothesised about why kids won't walk up our path and egg our house once a year?)
With this in mind shes covered the house in crap.....and enlisted me to dress up as a pink witch??....So, if your child runs home scared shitless tonight from trick or treating, chances are it'll be from our house....
So I ask her, out of interest 'so what are you going to give them when they come trick or treating mum'
'oh shit, forgot about that'....ye.....so they won't be best pleased they walked all the way up the path for fuck all, lol
I just had to share that, because shes off her f'n rocker today and I think she has developed dementia (sp?)
Yesterday she came home with witches hats, fake webs, face paints, glowsticks(???) glow in the dark plastic teeth & various other crap.
She gave the excuse she was going to her friends....and the 3 of them were going out....but she only took the witches hats?
So I came back from my dads earlier and we have stupid balloons all over the sodding place, ...my house looks like a sadistic santas grotto....
Mum, to my utter disbelief, has taken it upon herself to get
'a decent amount of trick or treaters tonight' (what the hell?why the fuck are you being so sad??)
Apparently we don't get enough because;
The path is too long and the fat kids cant be arsed to walk up it, or,
The house is too hidden and the kids can't see theres a path here at all?....(this is a problem, why,prey tell?and why have you hypothesised about why kids won't walk up our path and egg our house once a year?)
With this in mind shes covered the house in crap.....and enlisted me to dress up as a pink witch??....So, if your child runs home scared shitless tonight from trick or treating, chances are it'll be from our house....
So I ask her, out of interest 'so what are you going to give them when they come trick or treating mum'
'oh shit, forgot about that'....ye.....so they won't be best pleased they walked all the way up the path for fuck all, lol
I just had to share that, because shes off her f'n rocker today and I think she has developed dementia (sp?)
31-10-2004, 03:27 PM
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tehehe dementia hey 
good word 
im going trick or treating tonight... round uni.. reckon ill come back with a couple of tins of baked beans and some super noodles as that seems to be all students eat!!! hehe...
katie xx
good word im going trick or treating tonight... round uni.. reckon ill come back with a couple of tins of baked beans and some super noodles as that seems to be all students eat!!! hehe...
katie xx
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31-10-2004, 03:36 PM
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what simon, my mother mows the concrete garage floor and has a business plan for attracting more trick or treaters to our house?
phil has seen the stupid halloween crap....he will support the theory that she needs serious mental help....if not a sharp bang to the back of the head.
phil has seen the stupid halloween crap....he will support the theory that she needs serious mental help....if not a sharp bang to the back of the head.
31-10-2004, 03:51 PM
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Simon, DOugs already suggested that, hopefully...wish tongihts was in Cardiff because im fooking starving........
Luckily, Kate's mum has apparently made me some dinner and is sending it round later!
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Luckily, Kate's mum has apparently made me some dinner and is sending it round later!
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31-10-2004, 03:53 PM
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lmfao@ simon.......my mum punches harder than me 
and thats ok sludge?? lol happy to be of help.....
later phil?? its on it's way now....lol@my mum making you and her ex husband sunday lunch, wtf!
and thats ok sludge?? lol happy to be of help.....
later phil?? its on it's way now....lol@my mum making you and her ex husband sunday lunch, wtf!
