I have a bit problem in my life,and that is my name,Henry,why do parents have to do it to us?How many of you was named after a bloody king or queen My mum told me she was making love (gross) during Carry on Henry so thought what i good name if a boy Thank God my father was blind drunk and a one night stand.Its so embarrasing having to say Henry,can i actually change it?Kelvin would be nice or Nigel.This would sort one area of my life out,the other is having a face that resembles a mackerel but their is not alot can be done about that,never saw a picture of my Dad but he must have been an ugly fucker,and put with my mum was absolutely criminal,should parents have an ugly test done first before being allowed to carry on with the pregnancy?Its a controversial issue but maybe sometimes for the best.Thanks for your help.

 

prob not much you can do mate................i'd suggest killing yourself

 

I think you should maybe change it to Phil.... suits you better!

 

Phil?

 

Phil,

As long as you havent named your rotties Henry

 

Ima???

 

Could have been worse, she might have named you Carry .
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Ima...Kunt

 

Agreed!

 

No i dont like the name phil i prefer my suggestions.As for killing myself why should i?I didnt ask to be here,but now i am here i am not going to take the cowards way out because a have an odd name and look like a fish,i guess you lot are all perfect then?

 

none of us are called Henry..................

 

So to sum up:

I have been told to kill myself
My name is not Henry
I have been called a cunt

Do you always welcome people in this way,and are your parents aware of your ways on an internet forum?

 

reeeeeeeetard

 

yes

 

Call your self....Juan Kurr - pretend your spanish too..........

 

this place is full of haters, especially when a thread is created like this one to get you attension. Do you own any 'proper' cars that we may all be jealous of?

 

PMSL

 

AFPMSL