GUZZLER

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before you open the gate for him, get all the crates near to the warehouse
door so you can load them into the truck. it saves loads of time & you quickly jump out of the forklift & kill the guards before they kill Ryder.

oh, & when youv'e loaded the truck the army chase you!!!

R4N SS

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rad - u gotta work quicker on the forklift and occassionally jump off and kill a few of em and carry on loading

Charlie Chalk

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done it

adamS2RST

Eagle

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my 13 & 15 year old daughters were playing on it on saturday younger one goes into the police station ... older one says dont go into the showers ... younger one then says .. oh look ive got a new weapon .. its a long truncheon

Stavros

They teenage girls, theyl know what they are before long mate, intimately

DaveEscos

at long truncheon

right guys, ive met woozie etc and all that. done all the missions for the pimp etc

but ive just bought the remote control shop and CANT do the mission where you have to shoot the helicopters

any tips as its pissing me right off


c'est impossible!

Oranoco

I'm stuck on the Zero RC missions. They are really hard

So I did the only decent thing and went and brought Need For Speed Underground 2

I'll go back to GTA in a couple of days

GUZZLER

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i've left that mission now,,,,,,,
i nearly threw the control pad at the T.V.

Oranoco

I did throw mine on the floor like a teenager having a temper tantrum. I was getting so annoyed with it.

paul220tcoupe

lol, just make sure you avoid the TV!

adamS2RST

Yea, those Rc missions are a joke, tried maybe 5 times, still didnt get close! fookers, so left them for now, will probs go back later. Didn't MadMac say he done them? Steve, as you have completed the game did you manage to do them done in the end

Dave, you don't need to do them to progress for now, miss them out and come back to them later

I just found all the races through the streets on go karts and stuff! nice, 10 large too for winning

I am at the mission for Torrino where I have to sneak into that base (well it is for Truth but at the air base) i sniped loads of peeps, but then run outta time and kept being spotted, any tips? is this the one with the sam sites Steve was going on about?

Done some more for Woozie and also the english fookers at the caligulas (sp) casino, they crack me up!

Also, ten penny and that other twat are back again....

MadMac

Yeah have done all the RC missions. Went round to steves and did the mini gun one first go, he was soooo pissed at me

They are had. For the minigun one go and practice on a Amunation gun range, helps loads. Lead the plane too so it flys though you cross hairs and try not to follow it cus its harder to hit them if you try and aim directly. They dont take a lot to kill.

Secondone is just practice. But go for the first Van, the cyclist, then the two bikes and the last Van (I think thats right, can't remember the order). The bike come from the front. The quicker you take them out the better cus if you get to shot up for the bike with passenger who has a gun he will take you out no problems.

adamS2RST

No wot u mean by dont take much to kill, I *think* i am doing well and getting them all really then it gets to the last transmitter and it ends, I notice a timer, I usually fail the mission and that is on about 5 seconds, if that expires and there is still a transmitter left do i complete the mission ?

I think my downside is moving about everywhere to shoot them, no what u mean about not following them tho, seems to help Still aint done it tho....will go back to it at the end i guess

Zetec Andy

i have given up on GTA for now, ever since i bought need for speed underground 2 i have been hooked!

san andreas will have to take a back seat for now

adamS2RST

Dear oh dear....u have ur priorities wrong there! think nfsu2 will be on the xmas list tho

Stavros

Nope, not tried again yet, been trying to complete all the car import/export ones, got about 5 cars to go.

I take it you dont mean me, as umm, who are you?

This mission i found easy, but i did have full health, hitman rating on most guns, and tooled up to fuck, but...
Right, try n snipe as many people as you can, saves you engaging them properly, but DONT worry about getting spotted, its not ideal, but i did EVERY time
Once you spotted just enter the bunker via the airvent in the floor, its well easy to do it in time without even taking a single hit.
Once you inside what time it is dont matter, just go thru the building killing everyone, but theres a room, not marked, with the SAM site controls, find that too, a fair way in, just off the sorta "main" room where theres loadsa machinery.
Once you near the end there a big spiral staircase to go down and it quite hard to not get too shot up, just be careful n quick with the guns, or throw lots of grenades down.
Once you at the bottom get the jetpack on, and fly up up up, dont stop of slow down till your well high away from their weapons, and as long as u turned the SAM sites off youl be ok.

For me, well ive done all the story missions so dont play it much, but still do, there loadsa street races, and loadsa hidden ones too, like BMX races n stuff, inc a mad downhill one from top of that HUGE mountain.

Nearly done all the import/export, jus hard as as once they on the list, they just dont get seen driven anymore, best thing to do would be to steal n stash all the cars in garages beforehand, but youd have to know which ones before you got to the missions, and i didnt.

ONE THING THO Gang terrortory, ballas own NOTHING, but them mexicans, it says they own ONE terrortory, says i own 98.6% or summat, but they still own 1 terrortory, BUT i dont see it on the map at all! Its driving me mad. The ballas had a terrortory like that, all it was was one tiny strip of pavement, but i could see it, i cant see any yellow bits left...
Well, bottom right terrortory, is light green, lighter than the rest, but i cant see anyone but my crew n normal folk wondering round it...

TIFF

Im stuck on the one where you have to take out the couriers with the RC plane

Doing my head in.

Then for a change i go to see Woosie for a mission but it says that my swimming isnt good enough, how do i make it better???????

gurnE

Go for a swim

Go swim underwater for a bit and it will improve

Stavros

Yup, my swinmming was zero, so i just swam around underwater for 10mins by the pimp blokes place, sorted.

MadMac

I take it you dont mean me, as umm, who are you? [/quote]

I'm talking about oranoco

adamS2RST

Cheers for the tips Steve, will have a crack at that one tonight I think!

DaveEscos

cool to see this thread still growing

can i just confirm, that i dont need to do the radio controlled plane mission to progress?

adamS2RST

Dave,

Don't worry about them mate, u dont need to do them to let the story continue.

Fooking love this game, put off playing loads of others cos of this, properly hooked, more so than vice city for sure, i thinkthe sound track in this one helps, and the endless things you can do Radio Los Santos bbbbbwoy!!!!!

Oranoco

I'm talking about oranoco [/quote]

And just to rub salt into the wounds you done it first attempt after 4 cans of Stella

I was sooooo gutted.

Stavros

What do you get for completing all the import/export missions anyhow? I got like, 4cars left i think.

Just been doing all the illegal race missions, the car/bike ones i like, but the flying ones do my nut in.

For no apparent reason i been round the game buying every single property there is, and i still have 1million quid and a few hundred dollars, lol. Didnt get anything out of it but a load of save game places, but hey.

Did the quarry missions a while back too, the last one is fucking annoying, gotta dump a bike n a dead body into the river with the dumper truck, but cant jus chuck the dumper in the river, and about 8 times in a row either the body or the bike would fall JUST short of the river so id fail But its sorted now.

Anyone know where the "other" girlfirends are in the game? Theres a police one, an ambulance one, and another too i think, dunno where u get em tho, maybe i need to get the gimp loving one to maximum first, i can never be arsed.

Still not tried the RC ones again, and dont want to, fucking things

Won the bloodring banger races too, all you get is a bit of cash and a bloodring banger to keep, but its no use to me so just dumped in a garage.

Still loving the radio stations too, but a question...

Any idea what radio stations these 2 adverts are off?--

The "Bush Cologne" one (the stuff Fernando Martinez is wearing on Lonely Hearts "This is Fernandos Signature Move" )

The "Midlife Crisis Centre" one (you know "do you have sexual fantasys about your daughters friends? do you sit in your minivan jacking off to teeny pop?" )

Ive not heard either for ages, but maybe its cause i dont listen to the station they on much, i dunno...

Still fucked off the "Lazlo interviewing OG Loc" bit isnt on later parts of the game on WCTR as its foookin hillarious

adamS2RST

Yea Tiff, go swim with the fish's for a bit I found that staying under water for as long as CJ could hold his breath worked well! You only have to get the "lung capacity" bar up a bit for you to be able to do the mission, maybe 10 mins in the water should do it!

You will notice when you can do the mission anyway, because the cut scene will be different Instead of CJ and Woosie playing on the computer it will be different

I was gunna start buyin all the property again, but didn't know if there was any other point apart from more available save points Seems only wang cars is making money for me, aside from missions.

I still have the first biatch, altho never see her n e more, catalina crazy bitch finished her ages ago, although she keeps ringing the phone and prank calling ans shit aint seen no more yet

im OG LOC baby.... cracks me up.

I just done the mission where I had to save Madd Dogg from the roof crazy fool, looks like I will be his manager soon Now own a share in the casino with Woozie

rs_si

Completed the main story this morning The only mission I haven't done is the casino robbery I know you have to get the code off CJ's girlfriend but everytime I go round there shes never in.

The RC plane missions are hard, there are 3 in total and the 3rd is a piece of piss compared to the first two. Here are some tips that might help

RC mission 1: The objective is only to protect the ariels not shoot every single plane down. So aim for the planes that are most likely to hit the ariels. Most of the planes drop bombs and miss, If they do then don't waste time shooting those ones down just look for the ones that are still carrying bombs. Also use the map in the bottom left of the screen to help pin-point where the planes are coming from.

RC mission 2: When you fly off the roof go for the nearest delivery driver in the van as soon as you shoot him he will get out the van so it's pretty easy to get that one done quickly. Next get the bloke on the push bike which is nearby. again pretty easy to kill him. The 3rd nearest target is another van. When that one is done you will find the two remaining targets are a lot further away. You will need more than 1/2 tank of fuel to kill these and return. The two men on the motorbike are the hardest. Try and sneak up on them and kill them in one swoop because if you don't they will speed off and it will be hard to catch up and kill them.

RC mission 3 - should be easy to do in 1 or 2 attempts

Hope this helps

Stavros

Yea mate, after a while you his manager and got his house and allsorts, the MaddDogg bit is a lot to do with the end of the game, but it was quite a long time after i saved him before he re-appeared and there was missions to do with him.

PMSL@the OG LOC bit tho, even after about 20times im still nearly


"Im OG Loc baby, and im strapped, im gaaaaaaaaangsta and im also a piiiiiiimp, il pimp anything, il pimp you lazlo"

"Do you want a cap in yo ass you mark ass sucker trick bitch buster ass fool"

MadMac

Sorry mate, I surprised myself with that one done the second one yet

adamS2RST

shhhh

adamS2RST

Done. Was a bit of a bastid this mission! I must say probably found it the hardest so far in terms of the sheer amount of people you have to kill! and they are army fookers with AK'S! Everytime could get all the way to the stairs and then would loose lodsa health then Done it in the end and still had 1/4 armour left and full health! And, the jet pack! how cool is that!

Also.....FPMSL @ this game. Just got with that other bird, (The one into all the sex shit) I nearly died when CJ put that gimp suit on, and LOL @ the double ender u use as a weapon

Stavros

Finally got to 100% progress with the gimp suit bird millie, shes never hardly in, but go there at MID DAY pretty much on the dot, shel be there most days.
Driving her round when she wants to go for a drive is pretty easy but annoying asthe speed she happy with is sooo precice, she moans about too fast or too slow, and there hardly any difference
If she wants to go out, jus take her to the fancy resteraunt on the map, if dancing then the club, n thas it.

Jus gotta figure out how n where u get the other 3or4 birds u can get on the game now...

benporter

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theres a girl stood on a hill near were you do the pimp/casino missions (carnt remember his name) she has a blue arow on her

Stavros

On the 2nd main island? The black pimp guy you visit at the club place under the big bridge?

benporter

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yea thats him.theres a hill on a cross road a bit down the road.you can see here from the road clearly.unless they move

MadMac

Bored with GTA now... making a blling foci on NFSU2

TIFF

i cannot find any of the betting shops for love nor money

Need some cash ASAP

adamS2RST

Im not getting bored of this game, at all. I clearly have a fair few missions left to do yet, but my overall completion is almost 53%, didn't you lot say u had done the missions and the game was at 50% Also, never really check the stats, but whilst i was there, notice that on alot of guns I have gangster / hitman rating! yeeeea

I keep getting in loads of cars / bikes and they saying this can be exported, I keep thinking "shall I dump them in all my garages for later....n can;t be arsed I might start doing that actually. Cos it seems you aint finding them that easy!?

Also, now own the airfield bit where the T missions were, making more money for me now Still not cheated once

Looooooove this game

adamS2RST

Tiff,

How far in the game are you? There is a betting shop on the first island, up near the top of the island near the spagetti junction. (Cant remember the area name) Only really used this one as I needed cash on the first island and got lucky on the horses and got paid out big time

Now im on the last island I can use all the casinos, but these seem shite and I never win on the fruity's and poker I am useless at