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Absolute Classic In Ripspeed Shop Today,read On...
So I goes into Motorworld/Charlie Browns or whatever its called for some oil,asks the bloke if the 15 in 15/40 is the thickness of the oil,he looks at me and says yeah,what cars it for like mate..I say Escort Cosworth, he says yeah theyve got the Zetec lumps in so that`ll be fine...........I just hit the floor laughing my tits of,then said ,nice one pal,thats what I thought.
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So I goes into Motorworld/Charlie Browns or whatever its called for some oil,asks the bloke if the 15 in 15/40 is the thickness of the oil,he looks at me and says yeah,what cars it for like mate..I say Escort Cosworth, he says yeah theyve got the Zetec lumps in so that`ll be fine...........I just hit the floor laughing my tits of,then said ,nice one pal,thats what I thought.
I bet the one's he,s been in DO have ZETEC lumps.lol.
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And our MD wonder why we're doing shite.
We (Motorworld) had a 'hard parts' training course last month, at least half of our managers thought a glow plug was exactly the same as a spark plug, but for a diesel.
The guy training (and I use that word loosely) also informed us that all cars with ABS need DOT 5.1 brake fluid and tried to argue the toss when I corrected him
We (Motorworld) had a 'hard parts' training course last month, at least half of our managers thought a glow plug was exactly the same as a spark plug, but for a diesel.
The guy training (and I use that word loosely) also informed us that all cars with ABS need DOT 5.1 brake fluid and tried to argue the toss when I corrected him
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You get some right eejits on there
Next time you go into or call a halfrauds store or similar, find one of the young lads (a newbie) and try asking for a fallopian tube for a Volkswagen Corsa, that gets em in a muddle. As does asking for a manual torque aplicator
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They're just youngsters trying to earn a crust, instead of doing drugs burglaries, why not educate them instead, I know it should not be that way, but no one ever stops learning.
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asks the bloke if the 15 in 15/40 is the thickness of the oil,he looks at me and says yeah,what cars it for like mate..I say Escort Cosworth, he says yeah theyve got the Zetec lumps in so that`ll be fine...........I just hit the floor laughing my tits of,then said ,nice one pal,thats what I thought.
Even if it did have a Zetec, he'd still be wrong!! Zetecs should have 5/30!
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when you go there and ask for what you want and they say "but the computer says this is the one for your car" and you say "there's the one i've removed, how does that look anything like the one you are trying to sell me?" and then they either get all arsey about it and say "well then we can't help you" and walk off or start to give you that puppy dog look that says "please don't get me fired, i've only been working here for 3 minutes"
i went to get some stereo bits, i knew they sold them, i explained exactly what i wanted, i went there with the wires i needed to have joined to show they which end i wanted as a male and which end i wanted as the female, and the guy behind the counter was trying to stop laughing when i told him it was a "male" because it is the bit that goes "inside" the female conector
so i gave up and walked out
i'm sure he's gone round telling all his mates that some bloke asked him to have sex with a radio
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Classics.
You try buying parts for a Minor or a Mini then. Most halfords kids have never even heard of a Morris Minor. They usually ask who its made by, refusing to accept 'Morris' were a real company.
The other fun game with minis is asking for a jump start or a new battery. Poor fuckers looking under the bonnet thinking the electrics must run by magic.
And, lastly, if you want to really stun your local Ford Parts Dept... ask them for some XR2 parts. Baring in mind its one of their own cars. The look of puzzlement is a proper joy. Anything older than a mk5 and theyve never heard of it.
You try buying parts for a Minor or a Mini then. Most halfords kids have never even heard of a Morris Minor. They usually ask who its made by, refusing to accept 'Morris' were a real company.
The other fun game with minis is asking for a jump start or a new battery. Poor fuckers looking under the bonnet thinking the electrics must run by magic.
And, lastly, if you want to really stun your local Ford Parts Dept... ask them for some XR2 parts. Baring in mind its one of their own cars. The look of puzzlement is a proper joy. Anything older than a mk5 and theyve never heard of it.
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I had some of the work shop people in Xtreme Motorsport telling me my Escos was a ringer because it had a blue rocker cover and that it should have had a red one fitted....bless
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