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The first speaker, a lady from England, stood and said "During last
year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband,
Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would
have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on
the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The
crowd cheered.

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's
conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no
longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The
first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but
mine as well." The crowd again cheered.

The third speaker, an Aboriginal lady, stood up and said, "Afta lass
year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy bastard husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washin his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself." The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes.

She continued. "Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffin. Afta da second
day I nevah see nuffin, but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit outa
my leff eye."

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