The Love Story of Ralph and Edna
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The Love Story of Ralph and Edna
The Love Story of Ralph & Edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of the person you love. I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindlessness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?'
Happy Mental Health day!
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of the person you love. I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindlessness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?'
Happy Mental Health day!
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