dojj

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at leat for a thread

this is the reply to an email my brother recived, so can you guess what he wrote?


Subject: RE: Graduate Trainee Recruitment Consultant - £23K OTE - Berkshire - GRB Ref ??????????

Nim,

Thank you for your email. Our records showed you as living in Southall, which is why you were emailed the opportunity. Under the circumstances I feel that your response was unnecessarily rude.

I have deleted your details from our records so that this will not be repeated.

Kind regards


Paul Witts
Group Manager


Graduates for Recruitment - a division of Graduate Recruitment Bureau
Placing the nation's top graduates with the nation's top Recruiters
www.grb.uk.com


4 Clifton Mews
Clifton Hill
BRIGHTON
BN1 3HR


T: 01273 200428
E: p.witts@grb.uk.com




answers on page 2 (if it reaches page 2 that is )

haz87

Dojj have you ever made a topic that actually has all the relevant info in the first post?

dojj

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yes, plenty
remember my post about how merryweather vs big show was on next?



keep them coming, the reply to the original one is just hilarious

Fil

Go on then have a free bump, i must be bored

dojj

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it's so worth the bump to page 2 guys

(and girls, if you are reading)

but you have to guess at what he's written and no one has yet

Luffers

somethig to do with him not being from southall.

brains of britain i know

dojj

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think of the strangest job offers you've had and work back from there

but you are on the right sort of lines

longdog

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Some thing about jam?

Luffers

i don't know there is more than one southall in england. and somehow involved a rediculous comute which made him very irate.

and was all conveyed in an email

CossieRich

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Dojj,

what colour is the sky in your world as im pretty sure it must be different from the rest of ours. YOu really are odd

dojj

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planet dojj is blue sky's all the way mate

i've got an even stranger question to ask too, but i'm still waiting for someone to tell me why usher looks like he's constipated when he sings

dojj

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From: my brother[mailto:my brother@hotmail.com]
Sent: 13 May 2008 21:50
To: Paul Witts
Subject: RE: Graduate Trainee Recruitment Consultant - £23K OTE - Berkshire - GRB Ref PW26437a

Hello Paul,

You thought that someone who graduated 4 years ago and who currently lives in Dublin would be the best person to e-mail this to?

I'd love to know who decided that this would be a good idea and their reasoning behind it, as that person clearly thinks they've got the best pitch in the known universe. Clearly little things like distance and elapsed time have no relvance in their deluded attempts to bring people and organisations together for the apparent good of mankind, as well as bit of comm'.

Having read through the job specs, it appears that the type of person your looking for is a moron.

My advise is that you look closer to home.

On that note, good luck and goodbye.

Regards,

Nim

Matt Baxter

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nice one

haz87

Fil

Did someone say anti climax