I'm looking to get one to replace my mum as shes too noisy

What pets are out there that dont need a massive amount of attention. I'm looking at getting something pretty soon, but not sure what to get ....

Oh and I'm not into spiders and crawlies Any ideas?

 

Tropical Fish

 

Now theres and idea

 

Dunno but i thought i'd get a ginger tom cat thinking he'll be all loving and sleepy, the fugger is like a baby.


KEEPS ME UP ALL NIGHT, CHEWS MY FEET, SCRATCHES ME TO BITS!

Get a gold fish

 

cats mate, low maintenance and they eat the spiders as a bonus

disloyal arrogant little bastards mind

 

Snake!?

I had a snake well still ahve but the old man has him @ his place!

needs no attention what so ever! just lobe it a mouse once a week!

I used to play with him a lot but u dont have to!

He escaped once the old man shit himself!

 

Ain't that the truth!

 

Feck having a snake, I'd be shit scared of it

I dont really like cats as the little feckers are always mooning you their starfish and are arrogant in the way they look at you

 

does that girl in ur sig keep u up all nite as well mate?

 

try some piranha mate..feeding time always entertaining

 

tooo fooking true

eat your food, shit eveyrwhere and then fook off

 

Well i don't like to brag!





WISH!

 

she not ur missus then?

 

Only in my dreams



My missus is much better looking

 

lucky u then

 

My new fish topic
https://passionford.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1175693

 

cool I might get a cat and some fishies and possibly a pair of chinchillas

 

Nath, you watched the John Smith advert too much - or have been drinking too much of it

 

I cant drink that shitty coloured water m8

 

Got a Ginger tom got hes only 8months old is is fookin nutts Hes nearly the size of a normally fully grown cat already

i think there great pets imo

 

Do cats need bundles of wedge spending on them at the vets? I'd hate to spend money into one then have to scrape the fooker up off the road

 

Nah not really Nath! my old cat never cost us a penny other than injection once a year!

Though i can see William (cats name) cost a bit more as hes fookin crazy

Well worth it mate! My Dad used to not hate cats but when we got the first he liked loved them well the cat we had as he still wasnt overly stuck on others

 

Nice one Rhys, how much dio the injections cost and could I use a heroine substitute if needed

 

LOL not sure to be honest Nath! about £15 ish maybe tad more

We got our cat from RSPCA 7weeks old £50 but then he had his nuts done when a bit older. I didnt want him to have it doing be a lad and all that But old dear said he had too to stop him being so nuts! dont seem to work that much though

 

You had to pay £50 or did I read that wrong?

 

I didnt but the old dear did i think that was about it! But the includeds the opp, chip, worming and all the injections it first needs when its a kitten etc

 

Oh well, its cheaper than heroine then Thanks Rhys, I might try and find myself a little cute kitten

 

Cool name, mines called Barry............They're more mad if you only bought one.

I hated cats, but i'd never change the mad sod!

 

get a tortoise , they dont make any noise (till you boil em)
dont cost fook all to keep
and they sleep for half the year




























































sounds like the perfect g,friend duznt it

 

Yeah mate i was never a lover of Cats until we got one years and years ago. To be honest i think there cool as hell There not stupied and have a mind of there own unlike dogs

Williams is nuts when you messiuong around with your arm rubbing it on the floor he dives into your hand hed first and does a forward Roll

Will have to get a pic up of him

 

Rhys

Mine does the old HUNTING & wiggling of the arse trick.........just before he pounces!

Does yours do the whole back leg kicking when you try to tickle his belly?


PS we aint no FAGS either!

 

LOL yeah Will does the with his bum wiggle it

If you wind him up he also side steps

heres some pics i just toke of the little shit hes 7-8months old




And heres one of his killing tactics


Oh and u dont relise how long it toke me to get those the little fooker kept walking upto the camera

 

My little ginga man.
I used to call him ginger bollocks, but we've just had him castrated!

 

id say get a dog, bit high matance, but worth it

 

how much faster does it go with the chip????

 

pmsl @ Spiky!!

Do ya reckon stu could live map it?

 

PMSL

gotta hook it upto 150shot of NOS

 

Maybe they put one of stus specials in that why he runs around like a fookin loon

 

piss funny that one aint it, one just looks at the other and then the other does a crab style walk before pouncing

not expensive at all nath, i feed em both on dry food (iams) which is £14 for a huge bag that lasts ages, far nicer than cleaning up the bowl after whiskas type food ...and its mega high protein too injections are as rhys says next to nowt, just had both mine spayed and the bill was £42

cats rule pal, mind you i did have to remove a dead frog from the kitchen a few weeks back AND to make matters worse i forgot to shut all 3 of the living room doors that night so the fuckers ragged it round the cream carpet as if just to piss me off love em to bits though. MIA and VINNY ex named em after pulp fiction characters