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Old 12-05-2008, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by percybigun
i cant stand getting the cranberry sauce all manked up under my foreskin.

and dont even mention getting yer crimson wings
Its ok providing the bird in question doesnt mind the taste of blood, as you can just clean it off in her throat
Old 12-05-2008, 11:06 AM
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awww noooo surely to god there isnt women who would do that, please no!

health and safety code red!
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There is, Believe me
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
There is, Believe me
Agreed

Including some that look like butter wouldnt melt, which makes it all the more fun
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
There is, Believe me
If anyone'd know it'd be you...and Chip
Old 12-05-2008, 11:19 AM
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sex in the shower
saves time and can clean away any unwanted stains too

bonus all round
Old 12-05-2008, 11:23 AM
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depends on how heavy the period is, it can end up like a scene from "Psycho"

i once found a tampon, the hard way

it happened about 15 years ago but it still haunts me to this day....
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I have a very short, but funny story about a tampon
Old 12-05-2008, 11:26 AM
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its not the vampire teabag one is it?
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In 2000, I met a girl called Claire that lived in Swindon, We kept in touch for about 3 years, and in 2003, She invited me down for a house party as her parents and her two sisters had gone on holiday. So when I turn up at the house, she tells me her mate fancies me from a picture she had seen of me, Result! So We get drinking, Fire the BBQ up and more people turn up, Including this girl (I forget her name), I say hi, We talk, We get drunk and go to town. When we come back, We're all in the garden, and Claire whispers to me " you can go use my sisters bedroom if you want, just don't break the beds, there only small"

So I take advantage of this, and get the girl up stairs on Claires sisters bed.. Shes laying down, we both strip of, I go down on her, have a play etc, and notice a bit of string... So I yank it out, and fling it across the room, Not thinking...

We had sex, Lots of.

Anyway, a few weeks later, I get a phone call, Its claire.

" Why the fuck was there a BLOODY TAMPON down the back of my sisters draws MY FUCKING PARENTS HAVE GONE APE AT ME!!!!!!! "


Looks like thats where it landed


Never spoke since

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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I have a very short, but funny story about a tampon
Go on...
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See above
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I just shove her in a cupboard till she's had her moments! Then its back to the Kitchen for her!
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Go on...
You did...and I LOL'ed

Maybe reading this at work is not such a good idea!
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
See above
dirty fcuker
Old 12-05-2008, 11:51 AM
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PMSL nice love story there! you could have kept it for on the BBQ
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have to say i dont get monthly manic attacks but some of my mates do and they admit they are nightmares when its time of month

thank god i dont get em, Lee would shoot me
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Originally Posted by percybigun
PMSL nice love story there! you could have kept it for on the BBQ
surely a tampon would just burn too quickly on a bbq?
Old 12-05-2008, 11:58 AM
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if it was caked in enough blood, spunk and lumpy red bits it could be quite tasty given just a light grilling (keep it away from the hot centre of the coals)
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Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
have to say i dont get monthly manic attacks but some of my mates do and they admit they are nightmares when its time of month

thank god i dont get em, Lee would shoot me
can we have Lee's opinion on this please yours could be hormonily biased
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Originally Posted by Mitsy FQ
can we have Lee's opinion on this please yours could be hormonily biased

no hes at work

im the perfect wife me
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Originally Posted by percybigun
if it was caked in enough blood, spunk and lumpy red bits it could be quite tasty given just a light grilling (keep it away from the hot centre of the coals)

i can imagine someone stuffing it in their burger and then commenting on how stringy the meat was
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the ironic thing is that i've just eaten a jam doughnut hile typing out the last post
Old 12-05-2008, 12:14 PM
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jam doughnut PMSL
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