how do you deal with your partners monthly moods
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depends on how heavy the period is, it can end up like a scene from "Psycho"
i once found a tampon, the hard way
it happened about 15 years ago but it still haunts me to this day....
i once found a tampon, the hard way
it happened about 15 years ago but it still haunts me to this day....
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In 2000, I met a girl called Claire that lived in Swindon, We kept in touch for about 3 years, and in 2003, She invited me down for a house party as her parents and her two sisters had gone on holiday. So when I turn up at the house, she tells me her mate fancies me from a picture she had seen of me, Result! So We get drinking, Fire the BBQ up and more people turn up, Including this girl (I forget her name), I say hi, We talk, We get drunk and go to town. When we come back, We're all in the garden, and Claire whispers to me " you can go use my sisters bedroom if you want, just don't break the beds, there only small"
So I take advantage of this, and get the girl up stairs on Claires sisters bed.. Shes laying down, we both strip of, I go down on her, have a play etc, and notice a bit of string... So I yank it out, and fling it across the room, Not thinking...
We had sex, Lots of.
Anyway, a few weeks later, I get a phone call, Its claire.
" Why the fuck was there a BLOODY TAMPON down the back of my sisters draws MY FUCKING PARENTS HAVE GONE APE AT ME!!!!!!! "
Looks like thats where it landed
Never spoke since
So I take advantage of this, and get the girl up stairs on Claires sisters bed.. Shes laying down, we both strip of, I go down on her, have a play etc, and notice a bit of string... So I yank it out, and fling it across the room, Not thinking...
We had sex, Lots of.
Anyway, a few weeks later, I get a phone call, Its claire.
" Why the fuck was there a BLOODY TAMPON down the back of my sisters draws MY FUCKING PARENTS HAVE GONE APE AT ME!!!!!!! "
Looks like thats where it landed
Never spoke since
Last edited by Charlie Chalk; 12-05-2008 at 11:35 AM.
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if it was caked in enough blood, spunk and lumpy red bits it could be quite tasty given just a light grilling (keep it away from the hot centre of the coals)
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