Mum goes to a sandwich shop, 11:45 (before the kids come out of school)

Mum: have you got any brown rolls please?
Shop: sorry no, no brown rolls
Mum: ok, have you got any white rolls?
Shop: sorry none to spare
Mum: ok, walks out emptyhanded

WTF? its a sandwich shop !!!

How can you run out BEFORE lunch time? If you did run out - WHY NOT GO THE FUCKING SUPERMARKET FOR MORE!

I might open a sandwich shop, i'd make a killing round here!

 

there's plenty of DOUGH to be earned then, you could be bringing in a decent CRUST!

 

 

Only if he uses his loaf

 

I was expecting

"we cant call it brown bread and white bread anymore"

 

Bread and butter stuff this is...

 

Oh crumbs!

 

Seeing as we're on the subject of bread, I got a bread joke :


A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

"Id like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.

Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices whats going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each male patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.

After many trips shes tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself!

Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"

"No," croaks the old man "... But its startin to twitch."

 

looks like i have baked myself into a corner.

this all happened yeasterday by the way.

 

it's a sandwich shop
if it was selliong rolls it would be a roll shop

i can't see what all the fuss is about