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Old May 1, 2008 | 04:14 PM
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..............this is how you get away with it if you notice the speed camera at the last minute!!!!!!

http://www.visordown.com/motorcyclen...arse/4590.html
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Old May 1, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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And there's me thinking you were gonna say something like "just don't speed"
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Old May 1, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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not much good if you own a car!!!!! unless you get thrown out of it just as you go by! then technically your not driving it! ha ha
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Old May 1, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by hoylaE26
not much good if you own a car!!!!! unless you get thrown out of it just as you go by! then technically your not driving it! ha ha
technically you'll be dead, so that may help avoiding the fine aswell
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Old May 1, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Fil
technically you'll be dead, so that may help avoiding the fine aswell
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Old May 1, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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"but wasn't charged because when the picture was taken he was not technically riding his bike"

Awesome, just awesome.
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Old May 1, 2008 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoo
"but wasn't charged because when the picture was taken he was not technically riding his bike"

Awesome, just awesome.
loving that quote!
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Old May 1, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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cant we all just "ghostride the whip" when we go thru the cameras?
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Old May 1, 2008 | 05:13 PM
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Old May 1, 2008 | 05:18 PM
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That just made my day...
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Old May 1, 2008 | 05:26 PM
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can he not actually get done because hes not on the bike??
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Old May 1, 2008 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Screwball
can he not actually get done because hes not on the bike??
Not heard of many charged with "Skidding along the public highway, on his side, at 80mph" but you never know.
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Old May 1, 2008 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Screwball
can he not actually get done because hes not on the bike??
If it was in the UK then they would probably find a way to do him.
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Old May 1, 2008 | 07:54 PM
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so if you jump in to the passenger seat when you go through a speed camera technicaly your a passenger not the driver :bigcry:
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Old May 1, 2008 | 07:56 PM
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You'd no doubt be in a position of charge of that vehicle.
Unlike skidding along the road in no contact.
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Old May 1, 2008 | 09:46 PM
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I suppose you could jump out of the window and let the car roll to a stand still 3 miles down the road.
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Old May 1, 2008 | 09:50 PM
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Old May 1, 2008 | 09:53 PM
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drive past the speed camera and get into the driver's footwell as you go past.

Who was driving.... no one
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