She's on about getting a 180GB ipod....... i said to her she don't want that
one cus it'll be really really heavy when its full of songs!!

She said "yeah yer right i''ll just get the 80GB one then."



I haven't got the heart to tell her i was joking.... there is loads more like this. she comes out with some right pearlers

 

women - KNOW YOUR LIMITS!

 

 

That sounds just like something my mother would say....quality mate

 

brilliant

 

fucking lol

 

Ms B falls for shit like that too. Thats one of the things I love about her.

 

Hilarious!

 

I love birds like that. There so stupid you can do anything do them

 

WTF?!!?

 

Ha Ha Ha - brilliant

 

 

Why doesnt she buy the 180gb one and then if its too heavy when full, she could just put half the music on it when she is going for a long walk anyway, and it wouldnt be so heavy, and she could just fill it up when she is going somewhere like a train where she doenst have to carry it

 

She could probably fit 100gb worth in the cupboard next to her shoes and handbags and just put that on when needed.

 

dozy bint - quality gag though

 

The missus here wanted to take the dog for a walk after an op. She said "I dont know if he will make it round the block". I said well if he starts struggling get to halfway and turn back round for home...she went yeah that sounds like a good idea. Another one for the thick list

 

Does she also fall for the "I only slept with your sister cause she reminds me of you and I love you so much I wanted more of you" line as well?

 

I would never dare telling her that cause she would pretty soon limit me out of the bedroom.

 

DOH!

 

Now thats a good idea..yet to try that one

 

My mate's wife said to my mate and I one day, "How come some cars have white number plates and some have yellow ones?"

We just pi$$ed ourselves!

 

Fookin Hilarious!

 

Your not married to Jade goody are you

 

Lol, I asked my mate to go and find me a new bubble for my level the other day when i was helping her decorate her living room, she asked where the best place to get one is. I didnt have the heart to send her out lol

 

I remember my other half saying to me before a RR day, "Wont you be better off removing the sub box from the boot?"

 

LOL!

 

that was maybe because a boyd up escort is bad enough without bangin choons you hear from down the street, and nothing to do with power on the rollers

 

Awww. My sister comes out with classics sometimes.

Last week when the 1st leg of the CL semi final was on we were talking about it and one of the people there didnt have sky...I said (as we were talking about the Barca match) "oh yeah, its next week its on ITV for you isnt it"

She said "but whats the point of that, youll know the score by then"

 

Awesome love it

 

 

I remember walking down the street one day and my Mrs Saying " Look Al there's one of those DUREX DOGS " ........

I think the owner was not impressed.....lol...

And i love the " whats heavier a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers " .. gets em everytime...

 

My bosses wife calls up whenever she has ANYTHING wrong with her car and the phone immediantly gets passed to me. She had a flat of her XC90 Troop carrier and wanted to know what to do... so I asked ok. 'is it flat all over the tyre or just at the bottom, she came back to report that it was just at the bottom and was this ok then?'

Dappy mare!

 

Did you tell her to just roll it round to the top where it wont do any harm, and keep driving?

 

 

I remember my ex when we was buying some Choclate in Tesco started asking some man who was clearly, obviously death questions about the baby he had with him. Awww, He's gorgeous, what did he weigh? And so on. When I explained he wasn't rude, and he didn't dislike her he was death, she apologised to him.

I remember I was out with a friend and he had a mobille phone look a like lighter, I was messing with it and put it in my pocket and I realised when I got home, I kicked off and told my girlfriend and my mum my phone had shrunk in the wash. They was made up it still worked, only button 4 5 and 7 where hard to push.

When I was giving her driving lessons and we could smell the clutch I opened the bonnet and started shouting 'Fucking hell, you twat' etc and she was like 'What have I done?' and I told her my engine had shrunk. She laughed at first and thought I was joking and I shouted 'It's not fucking funny' and she said 'Oh, sorry I thought you was joking and shit herself.


Benni.

 

Quality

 

Amazed he has to get a parttime job to make ends meet, I would have through with the shit in our diets these days etc, he would be busy all the time anyway!

 

Where do they have them in store?

 

bless!