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Old 25-10-2004, 01:34 PM
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True Story.......

My Mum works for Sainsburys and over the weekend she was working on the Customer Services Desk by the door. Anyway, an 'older' couple came in and the Bloke went to the toilet, while his wife went off to start shopping.

Some time later, the woman went to my Mum and asked if she had seen her husband as he had gone to the toilet some time ago and she didn't know if he was still in there.

Mum said that she would leave it a little while, then put an announcement out on the tannoy. Anyway, a while passed and suddenly the man came out of the toilet in a rush and headed off towards the door when my Mum noticed that he had Shit all up the back of his jumper!! He had obviously had a touch of the Thruppeny Bits in the toilet and somehow his jumper managed to get involved. Luckily he was then heading out to the car, so she didn't have to say anything. His wife would have got the pleasure of telling him 'Dear, you seem to have shit all up your back'

Nice huh?
Old 25-10-2004, 01:41 PM
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Old 25-10-2004, 01:46 PM
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What a shit story
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Nice just what I needed
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shitty day for him then
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But can you imagine if you had the misfortune of walking behind him.
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was it tiff???
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Thats wrong!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by AJ
What a shit story
That's funnier than the actual story
Old 25-10-2004, 03:32 PM
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Shall I tell you all another Funny story......

We had this goon leave a beantin with us on Saturday. Anyway, we told him that we would rag it to within an inch of its life by racing it with mine.

Funny thing is, WE DID (and now it rattles like hell)!!!
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Shall I tell you all another Funny story......

We had this goon leave a beantin with us on Saturday. Anyway, we told him that we would rag it to within an inch of its life by racing it with mine.

Funny thing is, WE DID (and now it rattles like hell)!!!
What sort of a cock would leave their car there?

Is it done yet?
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LOL. Well, it was still there this morning. We had to turf the pikeys off the bonnet though.

I have removed the you-know-what, to send to you-know-who, but I didn't have any packaging, so will have to sort it tomorrow. LOL.
Old 25-10-2004, 03:39 PM
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Removed what to sent to who now???





Thanks mate
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Originally Posted by Tony Turbo
Originally Posted by AJ
What a shit story
That's funnier than the actual story
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pmsl poor old man
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classic , mabey he could find the bog roll so used his jumper? lol
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did he wash his hands
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Old 25-10-2004, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Shall I tell you all another Funny story......

We had this goon leave a beantin with us on Saturday. Anyway, we told him that we would rag it to within an inch of its life by racing it with mine.

Funny thing is, WE DID
I don't care if you did, who won?
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Originally Posted by Tony Turbo
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Shall I tell you all another Funny story......

We had this goon leave a beantin with us on Saturday. Anyway, we told him that we would rag it to within an inch of its life by racing it with mine.

Funny thing is, WE DID
I don't care if you did, who won?
Me, naturally......
Old 25-10-2004, 10:20 PM
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man that's some funny shit
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Tony Turbo
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Shall I tell you all another Funny story......

We had this goon leave a beantin with us on Saturday. Anyway, we told him that we would rag it to within an inch of its life by racing it with mine.

Funny thing is, WE DID
I don't care if you did, who won?
Me, naturally......
Just don't get too used to that will ya
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