True Story.......

My Mum works for Sainsburys and over the weekend she was working on the Customer Services Desk by the door. Anyway, an 'older' couple came in and the Bloke went to the toilet, while his wife went off to start shopping.

Some time later, the woman went to my Mum and asked if she had seen her husband as he had gone to the toilet some time ago and she didn't know if he was still in there.

Mum said that she would leave it a little while, then put an announcement out on the tannoy. Anyway, a while passed and suddenly the man came out of the toilet in a rush and headed off towards the door when my Mum noticed that he had Shit all up the back of his jumper!! He had obviously had a touch of the Thruppeny Bits in the toilet and somehow his jumper managed to get involved. Luckily he was then heading out to the car, so she didn't have to say anything. His wife would have got the pleasure of telling him 'Dear, you seem to have shit all up your back'

Nice huh?