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Old 23-04-2008, 04:54 PM
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.This means something and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F***YOU!


(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3
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All totally true
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That is true !!! LOL!
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thats so right pmsl
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FINE!


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I think i'm going to print that and go around and blu-tak it to my girlfriends mirror tomorrow!

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I read it and just thought.....that sums up every woman I know !!!! And as for number 6...........
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DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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Old but funny.

Any guy who falls for this is a mug though.
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oh dear lol
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lol
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Whatever..

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Very good, and sooooooo true
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Whatever..

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Ditto
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you forgot
10) I want a divorce
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LOVE IT!
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Originally Posted by Mitsy FQ
you forgot
10) I want a divorce

I wondered when you were going to comment. Shame its a divorce from reality that they usually want
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I thought there was only 3

stop, no and dont
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
I wondered when you were going to comment. Shame its a divorce from reality that they usually want
that is so true
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
I wondered when you were going to comment. Shame its a divorce from reality that they usually want
If your reality involved being dry humped by a horny tony every night, you would want a divorce from it too
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
If your reality involved being dry humped by a horny tony every night, you would want a divorce from it too

if you don't want sex with your GF any more marry her that will do the trick
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Originally Posted by Mitsy FQ

if you don't want sex with your GF any more marry her that will do the trick
The amount of married mates who have said that !!!
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I don't think chip has had sex with a women yet
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