Originally Posted by percybigun

dating game usually consists of any lass you are interested in isnt, and any you arent, is.

if you can get beyond the former there, you spend a few weeks striking the balance between not texting ringing enough (when they say "you arent interested, you dont give a shit about me") or being accused of pestering by texting too much.

then if you dont get in their knickers quick enough your an impotent bender, if you go in too quick your only after one thing.

if you like football or cars, your a complete waster sad bastard of a hoodlum.

any gestures like buying flowers or chocs is classed as being a sad stalker, if you dont your a greedy selfish bastard.

if you pass all that stage, by this time it means they like you. they'll reel you right in furhter than you want, wanna do holidays, moving in together, getting married etc, then you get the DUMPED text when you least expect it.

after that dont ask!

Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk

I know something that'll stick in your memory

Originally Posted by Punkie

Oh Radders...with these innuendos people will get the wrong idea.

Originally Posted by Punkie

Hang on hang on! we aint all like that. I have been to countless P'boro United football matches...A few Liverpool matches (when I can get tickets )

I like my cars...

Im on a diet so dont want chocolate...flowers are usually a waste of money....

Originally Posted by BillyCabrio

Who you with again?

Originally Posted by fuzzy

you sit there pretending your interested in what shes saying whilst trying not to look at her tits.

Originally Posted by percybigun

luckily there is some sensible ones out there! to be fair my ex was a bigger football fan than me.

PMSL at "i've got something that'll stick in yer memory"