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Old 05-04-2008, 05:39 PM
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Default Broke my hand last night..

How the fuck can I wank with this


Broken my metacarpals in 2 places Don't ask how as I can't remember

Old 05-04-2008, 05:41 PM
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pulling your plonker abit hard was one!!!!
Old 05-04-2008, 05:42 PM
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wanker!
Old 05-04-2008, 05:44 PM
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glad to see the results of the crazy bitch getting a good slapping
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You just wanted to be like me didnt u?! LOL!!

Old 05-04-2008, 05:47 PM
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You just wanted to be like me didnt u?! LOL!!

All i can see is a desk? what you on about?
Old 05-04-2008, 05:47 PM
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I dread any kind of hand/wrist/arm injury due to fucking up my gym shedule. if i stopped now mid cycle i'd wither to about 2 stone PMSL
Old 05-04-2008, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark B
All i can see is a desk? what you on about?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAI3jfDN9o8
Old 05-04-2008, 07:00 PM
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if i can find them i'll post up my "pink" fibreglass cast
and my blue one
and the yellow one

from when i broke my wrist and had the cast changed on and off for 12 weeks

and for those who don't know, the bones he's broke are the ones in the plam of your hand, broken 3 of them on one side a good few years ago and they hurt like fookers

make sure you get plenty of flexing with them as otherwise you get caclium build ups on the joints which lead to problems laer on
Old 05-04-2008, 07:02 PM
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Got bored did we? bit of colouring in!
Old 05-04-2008, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubs
Got bored did we? bit of colouring in!
If thats for me, then NO! Its hospital issue camo!
Old 05-04-2008, 07:08 PM
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was it the pulsar knock sensor
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I wish Matt
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Do you need a hand now????
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Do you need a hand now????

I've txt my ex to see if she'll let me store my willy in her bum, to help with my wanking needs
Old 05-04-2008, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I've txt u to see if you'll let me store my willy in your bum, to help with my wanking needs

Any time
Old 05-04-2008, 07:22 PM
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PMSL
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
How the fuck can I wank with this
dont you have 2 hands? or is your cock that big you need 2 hands to hold it?
Old 05-04-2008, 07:25 PM
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Left hand wanking is SHITE
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Left hand wanking is SHITE
better than no wanking.
Old 05-04-2008, 07:29 PM
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I'll call on the ex
Old 05-04-2008, 07:31 PM
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play the sympathy card and lay it on heavy. shes bound to let you shag her up the bum.
shouldnt this be in the muppet room?
Old 05-04-2008, 07:48 PM
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nice lol same hand and bones i done.....whatever you do dont brake them 4 weeks later like ive done...again
Old 05-04-2008, 08:08 PM
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Have a posh wank with the cast!

Will feel like its someones else, bit rough though.
Old 05-04-2008, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Left hand wanking is SHITE
What do you normally do when viewing internet scud then?
Old 06-04-2008, 09:42 AM
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You peeeniiii!!!!!
Old 06-04-2008, 09:54 AM
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Mike, we got that day booked soon to aint we,Im in cast for it
Old 06-04-2008, 10:18 AM
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how did you actually do it then ??

i broke a bone in the back of my hand when i was 18, i got thrown down a flight of stairs by security at butlins and when i got up he had a cheesy grin on hes face, i punched him in the side of the head, he dropped and i broke a bone in the back of my hand, my 3rd finger is still twisted slightly and off line from that and when its cold i feel it in my hand like a bastard since then

ive also got no nuckles on my right hand too hence the bone in the back of my hand cracked

btw i got the SHITE kicked out of me by hes mates when i dropped him, but it wioed the smile from hes face when he got up !!
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DICK!
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Originally Posted by maria
DICK!

Ta!
Old 06-04-2008, 12:30 PM
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well ya bloody div! do you really have NO idea at all how ya did it?!
Old 06-04-2008, 12:37 PM
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well I do, But its not wise to post it up
Old 06-04-2008, 12:39 PM
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fucking muppet!
Old 06-04-2008, 01:25 PM
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pm away!!
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which one did you brake Rad? i broke my 5th
Old 06-04-2008, 01:27 PM
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Cant remember now Rob..


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same cast i had but when i went back to the fracture clinic they cut it off and said not needed just need my fingers taped... fuckers i didnt even get it signed

though there is a fit bird that works in the fracture clinic
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Blonde one?
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yeh she is
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I was half tempted to ask for her number


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