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Old 04-04-2008, 01:00 PM
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awwwwwwwww dont try and get the sympathy vote off here you!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!


















but she won't!

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Old 04-04-2008, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!


















but she won't!
I'm thinking of moving out, I mean, if your looking for some company...

Seriously, that's a shame but I'm sure she will do in time mate. How could she say no?
Old 04-04-2008, 01:04 PM
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!

but she won't!
awww how sweet...how can you turn little old lee down maria....

any room Lee?? i can bring my cleaner with me lol but afriad i cant help in the bedroom department
Old 04-04-2008, 01:11 PM
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however I am redecorating the entire house and she has pretty much designed the lot for me!

So I have my fingers crossed for the future
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Originally Posted by Porkie
however I am redecorating the entire house and she has pretty much designed the lot for me!

So I have my fingers crossed for the future
good on ya mate..........so its no longer a bacthelor pad now

its a family home in the making
Old 04-04-2008, 01:13 PM
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I havent designed anything..... ive just told you what you have suggested would look poo.... and what to do instead!
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
good on ya mate..........so its no longer a bacthelor pad now

its a family home in the making
Nope... tis still a batchelor pad... and will always be a batchelor pad... just one with better decor!
Old 04-04-2008, 01:15 PM
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I have a toothbrush there and thats about it i think.......... and thats only because Lee bought it because it was pink!!!
Old 04-04-2008, 01:18 PM
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TRUST ME... my make up box is more like a snap on tool box, when i stay for an evening i bring a suitcase, and when i stay for the weekend i need an estate car to bring all i need!

I could not survive with just a toothbrush.
Old 04-04-2008, 01:20 PM
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
TRUST ME... my make up box is more like a snap on tool box
and thats just the 'reserve' Make up kit....

Due to width restrictions on the A12... (its only 2 lanes wide in parts) the 'main' box has to stay in Ipswich
Old 04-04-2008, 01:24 PM
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its shamefully true




Old 04-04-2008, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
and thats just the 'reserve' Make up kit....

Due to width restrictions on the A12... (its only 2 lanes wide in parts) the 'main' box has to stay in Ipswich
Old 04-04-2008, 01:33 PM
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cheers dude.... it will stop him from calling me Uncle Fester
Old 04-04-2008, 01:45 PM
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i can imagine the list now

church? check
baby? check
preist? check
benni? check
benni's tape measure? check
1 x mister jonathon forigner? check
lwb sprinter? check
have i missed anything out?
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Originally Posted by dojj
i can imagine the list now

church? check
baby? check
preist? check
benni? check
benni's tape measure? check
1 x mister jonathon forigner? check
lwb sprinter? check
have i missed anything out?
Another tape measure, as the first one will be broke, I'm sure of it.
Old 04-04-2008, 02:15 PM
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Old 04-04-2008, 02:17 PM
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i thin you'll be better off with a ruler benni

you are getting things too complicated, you'll be after a theodolight to make sure the babies head is at the correct angle and distance next
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Originally Posted by dojj
i thin you'll be better off with a ruler benni

you are getting things too complicated, you'll be after a theodolight to make sure the babies head is at the correct angle and distance next
Don't be so stupid mate, your taking this way out of hand. *Coughs*, Ahem, say I decided to bring one along just incase, you wouldn't happen to know where I might find one, do you?

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yuo could find one here mate
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For the benefit of my wallet, the photo album and my back, I'll stick with the ruler.

Don't they do a mini one?
Old 04-04-2008, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Truth is I have asked her to move in with me!



but she won't!
To be fair mate, it hasn't been long, and moving in with someone is such a huge deal.

Relationship will be stronger for doing things a little more old fashioned and not rushing into anything major like that.......
Old 04-04-2008, 03:22 PM
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Thanks Mum
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No problem son..... remember to always treat her like a lady!
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Thanks Mum
FROFL!!
Old 04-04-2008, 03:31 PM
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right thats it...... dont want you to be the only foreigner now.... you've upset me.
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Originally Posted by maria



right thats it...... dont want you to be the only foreigner now.... you've upset me.
Right, that's it, who does he think he is? *Tries to take his top off so he can beat up escosracer* I've put more weight on, I'll have to confront him with my top on.

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nope



but lending me the porsche for a day might go in your favour!
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Originally Posted by Benni
Right, that's it, who does he think he is? *Tries to take his top off so he can beat up escosracer* I've put more weight on, I'll have to confront him with my top on.

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