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Old 04-03-2008, 08:33 PM
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Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
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> Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
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> He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
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> "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
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> "No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.
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> This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell,
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> One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog.
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> As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realized she'd
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> As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, He became even more apprehensive than usual.
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> Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
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> Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See what you get For five pounds, you tight bastard?!"
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Old 04-03-2008, 08:37 PM
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After having dug to a depth of 10 metres last year, Scottish scientists
> found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
> conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than
> 100 years ago.
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> Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
> scientists dug to a depth of 20 metres, and shortly after, headlines in
> the English newspapers read: 'English archaeologists have found traces of
> 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already
> had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier
> than the Scots.'
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> One week later, 'The Kerrymen,' a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the
> following: 'After digging as deep as 30 metres in peat bog near Tralee,
> Paddy O'Droll, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found
> absolutely nothing . Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Ireland had already gone
> wireless!'

Old 04-03-2008, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr S1
After having dug to a depth of 10 metres last year, Scottish scientists
> found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
> conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than
> 100 years ago.
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> Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
> scientists dug to a depth of 20 metres, and shortly after, headlines in
> the English newspapers read: 'English archaeologists have found traces of
> 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already
> had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier
> than the Scots.'
>
>
> One week later, 'The Kerrymen,' a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the
> following: 'After digging as deep as 30 metres in peat bog near Tralee,
> Paddy O'Droll, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found
> absolutely nothing . Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Ireland had already gone
> wireless!'
Fucking brilliant
Old 04-03-2008, 09:24 PM
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:26 PM
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LOL,, second one is brillient LOL
Old 04-03-2008, 10:48 PM
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lol good'uns
Old 04-03-2008, 10:51 PM
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AFPMSL!!!
Old 04-03-2008, 10:55 PM
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the second one
Old 04-03-2008, 11:28 PM
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the 2nd one out did the 1st one lol sorry
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