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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 08:33 PM
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Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
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> Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
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> He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
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> "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
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> "No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.
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> This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell,
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> "One hundred and Fifty Pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
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> One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog.
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> As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realized she'd
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> bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing
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> He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife.
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> As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, He became even more apprehensive than usual.
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> Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
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> Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See what you get For five pounds, you tight bastard?!"
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