after an incident at tesco last week, i deicded to go shopping at sainsbury's

it was altogether a much more pleasant experience

but after elaving, i had to trawl back through what can only be described as little india, so no one gives a flying hoot as to where they are going, especially the illegals

so i'm going around the ossie garvin roundabout and this car goes flying past, totaly out of control as it was going way WAY too fast and if i hadn't taken evasive action that would have bee the mondeo total'd as he was going to hit the drivers side just behind the B pillar

so, as you do with the wife and kid in the car and a full load of shopping, i put the foot back, kickdown came in, away i went to give chase

pulled up along side him in the traffic and gave it what for, and, as i was expecting, he gave a load of abuse back

so, as you do, i pulled up in front of him and blocked BOTH lanes of traffic to remonstrate with him

it was fairly clear he didn't have a clue what the fuck was going on as i let loose with a fair bit of language and, at the end, i got the phone out and took a picture of his car

then he was like "why you take picture of my car?!"

"because you're a cunt!"

he had nothing to say to that so he walked away and i went to get into the car

he came back with a phone but he obviously had no idea how to use it, and i doubt it was a camera phone in the first place but here's the thing

as i was driving away the car felt like it didn't have as much power, as it wasn't going forward as quickly as it should of done, the only thing i could think of was that the brakes were on or it was just about to die

then i realised that the handbrake was on but the light wasn't showing, so what could be the possible reasons for this light not to illuminate?

 

I fail to see the connection between the first 13 paragraphs of your post and the last 2 paragraphs of your post ????

 

THE PHONE IS MAGIC

dodgy handbrake switch

 

pmsl

 

You ever thought of writing a book dojj ?

 

thanks zetecapri

andy, memoirs mate, you make more money




but you have to be famous and stuff first i think

 

Your a good story teller, i would have a look at the handbrake warning switch first.

 

haha

maby it was the wife, kids and a full boot of shopping, which made if feel slower. although after sainsburys the reduced weight of your wallet sould compensate somewhat, i know mine does.

 

Ł110.67 the bill came to, 2 trolleys worth

but we did save ourselves Ł15.27 so it was worth it just for that

and, in a surprising turn of event's, nothing was broken or damaged in my "driving like a scene from a jerry bruckheimer movie" mad dash

 

dont go making excuses for a 'girls' mistake.

typing lies will not make yourself feel better about it

does the handbrake light still not work ???

 

This makes about as much sense, as something that doesn't make sense, on an non sensible day without sensibility on even sensible day with sense removed from common sense...

Try text talk, it takes up less space!

 

you should have just chinned him and been done with it, hayes is a fcuking nightmare now, especially at tesco on a saturday i was always swearing at some twat because they coudnt drive, obviously my driving was spot on.

 

the light failed to illuminate upon application of the handbrake after the incident

i am unsure as to it's operation at present as i am not able to test it due to the vehicle not being within testing range (i'm at work, it's at home)

 

and now it's operational again

i think the red mist somehow obscured the colour of the olight and it was probably my mistake in not noticing it was on

 

Another day in the life of dojj.

Makes other people realise just how normal they are.

 

yay!!!! ignoring works

 

What a reslut!

 

Nutter

 

but i'm not quite sure if you are reffering to pons banishment or the light working again

 

Edit: oops, wrong thread! Caught out by the infinite scrolling

 

Haha good old thread and funny thing there jimmy about that infinite scroll, i turned that off...in user cp, edit options..

 

Thanks for that.
Never thought to look, I've turned mine off.
The times I've been reading a thread then suddenly the text doesn't make sense and realised it's scrolled.

 

this thread?
someone mentioned the undertaker
but i did fix the dodgy handbrake switch last summer, deffo the culprit it was