Drink and Drugs testing for new job
12-02-2008, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudey
cant find the exact one fella this is close 
i can just see you now bag splits piss every fuckinwere
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...idProduct=1072
just a heads on sites they blood test aswell prick your finger with waht looks like a pen
i can just see you now bag splits piss every fuckinwere http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...idProduct=1072
just a heads on sites they blood test aswell prick your finger with waht looks like a pen
If they leave the room a lucozade bottle will do wont it.....If I get one of them flexible foil ones and strap it under my armpit or under my sack or something to warm it up.
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12-02-2008, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy_R
What about............
Start talking in work about your trip this weekend to Europe.
Put your medical off till next week.
When traces are found in your system you then have a legitimate reason. "A one off during a trip to Amsterdam with the boys!"
Start talking in work about your trip this weekend to Europe.
Put your medical off till next week.
When traces are found in your system you then have a legitimate reason. "A one off during a trip to Amsterdam with the boys!"
It's a medical for a new job at a new company...I start this job on the 3rd march pending this medical.....
I can re-arrange no problem...just make out like I have double booked for a hospital appt or summat...I've got to find an excuse really as FRI is too early for me to pass even on the saliva swabs.
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12-02-2008, 05:38 PM
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Someone WILL watch you while giving a sample, drinking lots of water will not work and will give you a lot of grief as it is blatant that you are trying to dilute your sample. Been part of a CDT (Compulsary Drugs Testing) Team and to be honest you will be VERY lucky not to be found out...don't start spending that pay rise yet !!!! Sorry to be negative but better you know....sorry.
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12-02-2008, 05:40 PM
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Someone WILL watch you while giving a sample, drinking lots of water will not work and will give you a lot of grief as it is blatant that you are trying to dilute your sample. Been part of a CDT (Compulsary Drugs Testing) Team and to be honest you will be VERY lucky not to be found out...don't start spending that pay rise yet !!!! Sorry to be negative but better you know....sorry.
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12-02-2008, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by stebbo748
Someone WILL watch you while giving a sample, drinking lots of water will not work and will give you a lot of grief as it is blatant that you are trying to dilute your sample. Been part of a CDT (Compulsary Drugs Testing) Team and to be honest you will be VERY lucky not to be found out...don't start spending that pay rise yet !!!! Sorry to be negative but better you know....sorry.
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I know your breaking the code but can you tell me a way to pass...It's all well and good me loading up with these drinks and buying fake cocks etc...
How long does it stay in your piss for...I didnt have much just a small ammount.
Is there any indication as to weither you pass or fail etc... like the stick turns blue or red or something like that.
ANY info appreciated...proper fucking worried now!
12-02-2008, 05:56 PM
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The company I work for test 30,000 people a year. It's all done to an extremely high standard, you have to remove ALL jewellery, roll your sleeves up the full 9 yards. They have seen all of the piss bottles and tube get ups, the try and swap samples,the drink vinegar, herbal remedies and tablets...usually there's no stick to change colour, your sample goes off in 2 sealed containers to the lab for analysis.
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12-02-2008, 06:13 PM
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Postpone for a couple weeks, starve yourself of carbs, work out like a motherfucker and the body will digest it's own fat resources. So 1) you might get away with the piss test as the fat will have been digested and the sample might not contain a strong enough hint of drugs, and 2) you'll look fucking buff
12-02-2008, 06:22 PM
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Well, if it were me I'd postpone for a couple weeks, and then go in and take it like a man - sounds to me like you can't change it now, so I'd just do it, see what happens. Maybe you get lucky - maybe you don't 
You won't know untill you try!
You won't know untill you try!
12-02-2008, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by exotronix
you are boned and it couldnt happen to a nicer thug 
dont do drugs kids
dont do drugs kids
Fuck that's a bit harsh for your first post....
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12-02-2008, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by exotronix
you are boned and it couldnt happen to a nicer thug
dont do drugs kids
dont do drugs kids
Kick me when i'm down why don't you........prick
12-02-2008, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by stebbo748
Originally Posted by exotronix
you are boned and it couldnt happen to a nicer thug
dont do drugs kids
dont do drugs kids
Fuck that's a bit harsh for your first post....
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Stebbo, you sound like you are in the army?
I'm in the RAF, and I'm afraid to say that none of what anyone has said will work, they test your piss to the nearest degree, so even if you have been warming it up there is a 99% chance that it will be the wrong temp, there are willy watchers who observe the test to make sure there is no dodgy business, it won't match your mouth swabs, and basically you will be made to look like a right cunt... Personally, I would decline the job on other grounds, and wait for a few months until your clear before applying for any other jobs that you need to be clean for...What job is it anyway?
12-02-2008, 06:47 PM
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Yeah wil spot on !!! Good advice big fella from you fair play.
Sorry other people on here aren't trying to give you advice instead of being a fuckwit.
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Sorry other people on here aren't trying to give you advice instead of being a fuckwit.
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12-02-2008, 06:53 PM
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stebbo748, the fact is drug taking is illegal in the country no matter who you are.
if people cant do the time then they shouldnt do the crime.
i would say that to anyone who is stupid enough to do it let alone admit it on a public forum where anyone can see it.
if people cant do the time then they shouldnt do the crime.
i would say that to anyone who is stupid enough to do it let alone admit it on a public forum where anyone can see it.
12-02-2008, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by exotronix
stebbo748, the fact is drug taking is illegal in the country no matter who you are.
if people cant do the time then they shouldnt do the crime.
i would say that to anyone who is stupid enough to do it let alone admit it on a public forum where anyone can see it.
if people cant do the time then they shouldnt do the crime.
i would say that to anyone who is stupid enough to do it let alone admit it on a public forum where anyone can see it.
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whiz2.htm
if you haent got the job mate id risk it for biscut and do the test you may not have had enough for it to detect good luck mate
12-02-2008, 07:57 PM
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exotronix Get a fucking grip mate and start living in the real world....I am not societies problem by having a sneaky joint in the garage every now and then am I. The real problems are much larger.
I'm not stupid for posting on here..I havent revealed where I'm going etc...so using a forum with lots of people for ideas and advice is infact a good thing to do as it'll help me repent my sins, pass the test and be a good citizen for ever more.....
And your on about doing the time for the crime....I bet if I rang up the police..told them I had a spliff at the weekend in my garage they'd say...'yeah and what' so fuckoff with your highhorse and grow some bollocks and post under your real name.
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I'm not stupid for posting on here..I havent revealed where I'm going etc...so using a forum with lots of people for ideas and advice is infact a good thing to do as it'll help me repent my sins, pass the test and be a good citizen for ever more.....
And your on about doing the time for the crime....I bet if I rang up the police..told them I had a spliff at the weekend in my garage they'd say...'yeah and what' so fuckoff with your highhorse and grow some bollocks and post under your real name.
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12-02-2008, 08:02 PM
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On a lighter note......
I've spoken to my cousin who went for the same medical @ same centre a year ago and he said they don't willy watch you..they let you go in toilet and do your business.
I told him about the temperature of the pee thing and he said it can't matter that much as he washed the outside of the vending cup with cold water to get the pissdrips off before handing it to the nurse.....who then put it on edge of table for a few mins before coming back into the room...so it must have been a bit colder than normal.
I'm not scared of taking the piss in; to be fair I was worried more about the swab thing but that's turned out to be alright as its for recent (2-3 days) use detection.
I may even go Friday as i'm confident i'll pass the mouth swab and if i'm switching piss why arrouse suspicion by re-arranging the appointment.
Dan
I've spoken to my cousin who went for the same medical @ same centre a year ago and he said they don't willy watch you..they let you go in toilet and do your business.
I told him about the temperature of the pee thing and he said it can't matter that much as he washed the outside of the vending cup with cold water to get the pissdrips off before handing it to the nurse.....who then put it on edge of table for a few mins before coming back into the room...so it must have been a bit colder than normal.
I'm not scared of taking the piss in; to be fair I was worried more about the swab thing but that's turned out to be alright as its for recent (2-3 days) use detection.
I may even go Friday as i'm confident i'll pass the mouth swab and if i'm switching piss why arrouse suspicion by re-arranging the appointment.
Dan
12-02-2008, 08:26 PM
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its easy to say that "Its only a joint" but its proven that many will take up harder drugs later in their life, some wont but most do. FACT.
my friend was killed by a drugged driver recently so is that acceptable to you ? - It isnt to me.
my friend was killed by a drugged driver recently so is that acceptable to you ? - It isnt to me.
12-02-2008, 08:30 PM
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Mate i'm a responsible adult who will not become a crack addict in later life....I'm not a kid; I know whats right and wrong.
I don't drive after i've had a smoke...I just chill in my garage and work on my project car...nothing antisocial or dangerous to anyone else.
I feel for you having had your mate killed by a drug driver...i've known people who have been killed by drink drivers but I dont go preaching to everyone in town having a drink...because theyre not the problem..people who abuse the shit are..I dont abuse weed, I have a little every now and again. No big deal; no harm done.
So please stop making a fool of yourself and get real to what actually happens in modern society.
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Mate i'm a responsible adult who will not become a crack addict in later life....I'm not a kid; I know whats right and wrong.
I don't drive after i've had a smoke...I just chill in my garage and work on my project car...nothing antisocial or dangerous to anyone else.
I feel for you having had your mate killed by a drug driver...i've known people who have been killed by drink drivers but I dont go preaching to everyone in town having a drink...because theyre not the problem..people who abuse the shit are..I dont abuse weed, I have a little every now and again. No big deal; no harm done.
So please stop making a fool of yourself and get real to what actually happens in modern society.
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12-02-2008, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by exotronix
its easy to say that "Its only a joint" but its proven that many will take up harder drugs later in their life, some wont but most do. FACT.
my friend was killed by a drugged driver recently so is that acceptable to you ? - It isnt to me.
my friend was killed by a drugged driver recently so is that acceptable to you ? - It isnt to me.
12-02-2008, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Are they actually testing for weed? Maybe it's just for hard drugs??
If all companies ran tests to see see who was a 'smoker' there would be so many sackings the nation would collapse!
If all companies ran tests to see see who was a 'smoker' there would be so many sackings the nation would collapse!
I'm taking some fresh piss in with me and gonna switch this friday (10 mins old...mates coming in car with me and wait outside...pee before I go in and keep under my armpit or crotch
) so that should do the trick.Cheers
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12-02-2008, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SillyFezzaMk1
On a lighter note......
I've spoken to my cousin who went for the same medical @ same centre a year ago and he said they don't willy watch you..they let you go in toilet and do your business.
I told him about the temperature of the pee thing and he said it can't matter that much as he washed the outside of the vending cup with cold water to get the pissdrips off before handing it to the nurse.....who then put it on edge of table for a few mins before coming back into the room...so it must have been a bit colder than normal.
I'm not scared of taking the piss in; to be fair I was worried more about the swab thing but that's turned out to be alright as its for recent (2-3 days) use detection.
I may even go Friday as i'm confident i'll pass the mouth swab and if i'm switching piss why arrouse suspicion by re-arranging the appointment.
Dan
I've spoken to my cousin who went for the same medical @ same centre a year ago and he said they don't willy watch you..they let you go in toilet and do your business.
I told him about the temperature of the pee thing and he said it can't matter that much as he washed the outside of the vending cup with cold water to get the pissdrips off before handing it to the nurse.....who then put it on edge of table for a few mins before coming back into the room...so it must have been a bit colder than normal.
I'm not scared of taking the piss in; to be fair I was worried more about the swab thing but that's turned out to be alright as its for recent (2-3 days) use detection.
I may even go Friday as i'm confident i'll pass the mouth swab and if i'm switching piss why arrouse suspicion by re-arranging the appointment.
Dan
Cheers
Dan
12-02-2008, 09:13 PM
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Depends how serious tests they do if they pick something up on the piss test , can do a test on a strand of hair and this can show dope up to 3 months.
3 YEARS but they only do it in the US
its against your human rights..to do a dna based WORKS drug the in the UK
12-02-2008, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ASHCOSSIE
how long coke stay in system 4
weed on the other hand attatches to your fat cells and comes out of your system slowly
Dan
12-02-2008, 09:20 PM
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How about claiming that you were in a room with some mates who were smoking?
You could always say you didn't inhale 'Clinton style'!
Better still tell them it's non of their f'ing business what you do in your spare time, then squirt the piss all over them.
You could always say you didn't inhale 'Clinton style'!
Better still tell them it's non of their f'ing business what you do in your spare time, then squirt the piss all over them.
12-02-2008, 09:22 PM
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if it was for a regular job matey i'd not be arsed...probably fuck it off and get one that didnt test tbh....
But its a 10k jump on what i'm on now with big opportunities so the test HAS to be passed regardless.
I'm also thinking about taking some money along with me just incase I fail and the nurse fancies a bribe
Dan
But its a 10k jump on what i'm on now with big opportunities so the test HAS to be passed regardless.
I'm also thinking about taking some money along with me just incase I fail and the nurse fancies a bribe
Dan