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A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She Asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher Looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your Hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an Liverpool fan, Then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Arsenal fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Arsenal fan?"
"Because my mum is a Arsenal fan, and my dad is a Arsenal fan, so I'm a Arsenal fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason For you to be a Arsenal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all Of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
She Asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher Looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your Hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an Liverpool fan, Then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Arsenal fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Arsenal fan?"
"Because my mum is a Arsenal fan, and my dad is a Arsenal fan, so I'm a Arsenal fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason For you to be a Arsenal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all Of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
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