Joke
02-02-2008, 05:32 PM
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Joke
A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Liverpool and sees a card
> advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
>
> Interested he goes to learn more.
>
> 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the
> desk.
>
> The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies,
>
> 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients
> ready for the gynecologist.
>
> You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash
> their nether regions.
>
> Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
> in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
>
> There's an annual salary of £95,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go
> to Cornwall.
>
> 'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'
>
> 'No - that's where the end of the queue is'
> advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
>
> Interested he goes to learn more.
>
> 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the
> desk.
>
> The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies,
>
> 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients
> ready for the gynecologist.
>
> You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash
> their nether regions.
>
> Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
> in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
>
> There's an annual salary of £95,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go
> to Cornwall.
>
> 'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'
>
> 'No - that's where the end of the queue is'
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