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Old 01-02-2008, 08:42 AM
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Default FAO Boschman : I had a race Today....

Walking down the street and some old granny in a mobility scooter came up my arse...i stepped aside,on the pavement...rain/gales bad conditions..i let her pass...she was at full whir of the electric motor..boy did it look funny it was lower on the right side..i thought its your old dear ......but the red mist came down so i planted my foot into the pavement and sprinted...got alongside and just went to about 6mph estimated (Community Suuport Officers arrest me..it was horrendus conditions..danger was not the word..but it was an old dear on a scooter Your Honour).......TBH really felt like 4 mph in my comfy work shoes..why do the olds try to race a young lad with 2 quick feet and a lightweight jacket on?*


*i expect to be told your Mate can run faster.
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Default Re: FAO Boschman : I had a race Today....

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Walking down the street and some old granny in a mobility scooter came up my arse...i stepped aside,on the pavement...rain/gales bad conditions..i let her pass...she was at full whir of the electric motor..boy did it look funny it was lower on the right side..i thought its your old dear ......but the red mist came down so i planted my foot into the pavement and sprinted...got alongside and just went to about 6mph estimated (Community Suuport Officers arrest me..it was horrendus conditions..danger was not the word..but it was an old dear on a scooter Your Honour).......TBH really felt like 4 mph in my comfy work shoes..why do the olds try to race a young lad car with 2 quick feet and a lightweight jacket on?*


*i expect to be told your Mate can run faster.
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Very Good ..nowhere near my league but 10 out 0f 10 for being a tryer

Now get a girlfriend and use that cock instead of being one.
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Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
Very Good ..nowhere near my league but 10 out 0f 10 for being a tryer

Now get a girlfriend and use that cock instead of being one.
Takes one to know one.
Old 01-02-2008, 11:06 AM
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phil, dont be a cock all your life and\admit you laughed at this post
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Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
Very Good ..nowhere near my league but 10 out 0f 10 for being a tryer

Now get a girlfriend and use that cock instead of being one.
I've got to be honest Phil, this thread made you look like an aprentice.
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hehe, now thats funny
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Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
Very Good ..nowhere near my league but 10 out 0f 10 for being a tryer

Now get a girlfriend and use that cock instead of being one.
I've got to be honest Phil, this thread made you look like an aprentice.
What because a bunch of haters finds copying my style funny....that my good friend is the highest accolade i can get! Check my thread 804 views currently this is only getting a few views because you have MY name in the title and i am replying You all need me to give you value.
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Now that is funny.

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Old 01-02-2008, 06:22 PM
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funny as fuck!!
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fuck sake i havent been on here in a good few months, i decided to come on again yester day and never guess what....... BOSCH DEALER is still a useless cock.

just shut the fek up, you cant defend yourself all the time just accept your a total idiot and go away!
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ha ha bosch dealer your so far up your own arse its un real
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Genius post by SNP lmfao
Made Bosch Dealer look like an unfunny twat, you aint funny.
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FUCKING QUALITY!!!!

With bosch bloke i never know wether he is just messing about and joking or is a egotisitcal cunt!!!!!!!!! is he serious!!! if so he is living up to his given name =boshwanker!
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Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
Very Good ..nowhere near my league but 10 out 0f 10 for being a tryer

Now get a girlfriend and use that cock instead of being one.
How the fuck can you say that!!??

Great post!! FPMSL!!!
Old 01-02-2008, 10:43 PM
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nicely written


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