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15-10-2004, 08:28 PM
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Q: Does the item come with any guaranty or warranty? Does she need to be returned every six months for a full service? Can i test drive her before the sale ends and arrange collection? How many miles has she done and how many previous owners? Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: 16 day money back gurantee no test drive and no service one previous owner being myself and bout 2years worth of miles
Q: Hi, Are you seriously selling your g/f?? Or is this a joke, coz if she'll actually come here, then I might place a bid too. What's she do in bed?? Any limits or any kinky fantasies she into? Thanks Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: you will have to find out although i do do a 16 day money back gurantee
Q: we do not use Great British Pounds in my country, please could i trade camels? and what is the going exchange rate Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: camels are not excepted im affraid
Q: Is the scarfe included in the sale? Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: it comes with her yes along with many of her other clothes. big wardrobe is needed!!
Q: Hi, another enquiry about this girl: I have just attained "Lord" status and I am forbidden from consorting with maidens who have not yet obtained Battle Level 9 (just like me). What is her current battle-level, and what is her max MP rating? Finally, I need her to learn the "Fireball" and "Dispel" abilities to defend herself from the pesky demon that hides in my garden. Cheers. Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: she will do whatever u want her to do as long as u teach........
Q: Do you have any more photos as I would like to see the whole package. She might be Ming from the waist down Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: shes a pretend doll really
Q: very good joke. Roland PATRIS (belgium) Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: the jokes on u gayboy wat joke u on about
Q: Hi, how many previous owners does she have and will she take it up the arse? Kind Regards, Rich Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: shes has 100 past owners and some might have hiv but thats not the reason for aale
Q: Hi, Can she open her mouth any wider than in the photo, I mean can she do a bigger smile? Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: she can on my cock yes
Q: hi its me again 'Tom Williams' I drive a standard vauxhall I love like nothing else does she like GSI rims? this is very emportant to me!! I love to pimp it on gsi rims and impress miggers at billing with them! Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: hi again what you need is a sexy f t o if you notice i am selling one of these in my other auction thanks then im sure you will pick up moor then mingers
Q: I think you're taking the smeg a bit with the postage costs mate, that blonde in the photo can't weigh more than 73lbs and that probably equates to a Ł30 shipping fee. Also, if I am the winning bidder I don't need overnight delivery, you can send her by Royal Mail 2nd class. Cheers, NoPoet407 Answered on 14-Oct-04
A: now the bidding is over Ł10 it is free delivery!!! I'm good to you bidders like that. she is gona ride her way all the way to the winning bidder!! YEE HAA
Q: hi my names Tom Williams i'm interested in a 'try before you buy' would u allow this? I'm very clean and well groomed and I promise not to make a mess of your bedroom!! Answered on 14-Oct-04
A: sorry this can not be done but i do promise to give you your money back if your not happy but it has to be within 16 days.
Q: can local collection be arranged?
Answered on 14-Oct-04
A: it will be delivery only im affraid.
Q: Hello, I notice your selling 2 girlfriends; do they know about each other, are you willing to sell them as a joint sale? Can one cook and clean more than the other? Answered on 14-Oct-04
A: yes there twins and i only sell to the highest bidders
Q: Does the item come with any guaranty or warranty? Does she need to be returned every six months for a full service? Can i test drive her before the sale ends and arrange collection? How many miles has she done and how many previous owners? Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: 16 day money back gurantee no test drive and no service one previous owner being myself and bout 2years worth of miles
Q: Hi, Are you seriously selling your g/f?? Or is this a joke, coz if she'll actually come here, then I might place a bid too. What's she do in bed?? Any limits or any kinky fantasies she into? Thanks Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: you will have to find out although i do do a 16 day money back gurantee
Q: we do not use Great British Pounds in my country, please could i trade camels? and what is the going exchange rate Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: camels are not excepted im affraid
Q: Is the scarfe included in the sale? Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: it comes with her yes along with many of her other clothes. big wardrobe is needed!!
Q: Hi, another enquiry about this girl: I have just attained "Lord" status and I am forbidden from consorting with maidens who have not yet obtained Battle Level 9 (just like me). What is her current battle-level, and what is her max MP rating? Finally, I need her to learn the "Fireball" and "Dispel" abilities to defend herself from the pesky demon that hides in my garden. Cheers. Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: she will do whatever u want her to do as long as u teach........
Q: Do you have any more photos as I would like to see the whole package. She might be Ming from the waist down Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: shes a pretend doll really
Q: very good joke. Roland PATRIS (belgium) Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: the jokes on u gayboy wat joke u on about
Q: Hi, how many previous owners does she have and will she take it up the arse? Kind Regards, Rich Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: shes has 100 past owners and some might have hiv but thats not the reason for aale
Q: Hi, Can she open her mouth any wider than in the photo, I mean can she do a bigger smile? Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: she can on my cock yes
Q: hi its me again 'Tom Williams' I drive a standard vauxhall I love like nothing else does she like GSI rims? this is very emportant to me!! I love to pimp it on gsi rims and impress miggers at billing with them! Answered on 15-Oct-04
A: hi again what you need is a sexy f t o if you notice i am selling one of these in my other auction thanks then im sure you will pick up moor then mingers
Q: I think you're taking the smeg a bit with the postage costs mate, that blonde in the photo can't weigh more than 73lbs and that probably equates to a Ł30 shipping fee. Also, if I am the winning bidder I don't need overnight delivery, you can send her by Royal Mail 2nd class. Cheers, NoPoet407 Answered on 14-Oct-04
A: now the bidding is over Ł10 it is free delivery!!! I'm good to you bidders like that. she is gona ride her way all the way to the winning bidder!! YEE HAA
Q: hi my names Tom Williams i'm interested in a 'try before you buy' would u allow this? I'm very clean and well groomed and I promise not to make a mess of your bedroom!! Answered on 14-Oct-04
A: sorry this can not be done but i do promise to give you your money back if your not happy but it has to be within 16 days.
Q: can local collection be arranged?
Answered on 14-Oct-04 A: it will be delivery only im affraid.
Q: Hello, I notice your selling 2 girlfriends; do they know about each other, are you willing to sell them as a joint sale? Can one cook and clean more than the other? Answered on 14-Oct-04
A: yes there twins and i only sell to the highest bidders
15-10-2004, 08:30 PM
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16-10-2004, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Fozy
oh dear gareth, Thats a almight bid you've put in, that's an legally binding contract 
some how i think selling your missus is more naughty
16-10-2004, 12:50 PM
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bet he was doing it for real cos he cant bear to shag it, and they wanted kids looking at the pics again, it reminds me of predator , but with tits
looking at the pics again, it reminds me of predator , but with tits
16-10-2004, 12:56 PM
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teeth! look like fuck barb wire form where im standing yeah its the teeth mate, wonder if the lower face fold out too?
yeah its the teeth mate, wonder if the lower face fold out too?
16-10-2004, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
I might email him regarding the truthfullness of his ad, he says "nice to look at"
I think he should add "If your a fan of Skeletor off He-Man"
I think he should add "If your a fan of Skeletor off He-Man"
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